What is the naughtiest thing you ever did during a dist./circuit assembly?

by lovernotafighter 95 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    From the "sickeningly compliant" department:

    At an assembly, the brother read the announcements prior to lunch, mentioned when the program would resume, and stepped off the platform. But he never said, "You are dismissed"! Oh Gawd! What should we do? You could hear the confused mental bleating of 3,000 mindless sheep. I kid you not, we all stood there, silent, for like 30 seconds. Finally the brother came back up and announced, "You are dismissed."

    At the time, I was actually proud that "Jehovah's People" were so obedient. Now I look back and I'm humiliated to have been so utterly controlled that I wouldn't go get lunch until some window-washer told me I could. Sheesh...

    Dave

  • luna2
    luna2

    AA...I'm strangling myself not to laugh out loud here in my office. That is hysterical. OMG...what should we do! Lemmings, folks. We were lemmings.

  • looking_glass
    looking_glass

    Tofu has to be cooked right (you can over cook it and it becomes very rubbery) and the seasoning have to be right to give it a good taste and texture, otherwise it is nasty.

    As for the signs, we looked mixing them up all the time. Because JWs are such "sheep" they would follow whatever sign and then find out it was wrong. Then of course you have to have a couple of elders get together and stand around and discuss it for a while. The whole thing was so dumb.

    One of the guys I hung out with use to throw food over the side of the railing at Cicero to the people below. He would have grapes and he would throw them at people and then we would sit back and watch the person try to figure out where it was coming from. The worst was when we saw this really big sister making her sandwich, smearing mayo, mustard on her bread, she was so large she could not move that well, so she turned to get something out of the trunk of cooler she had with her and her bread that was smeared with all the goop on it slide off her lap and went flying on the sister below her and landed smack dab on the chick's bible. I thought there was going to be a fist fight. Now that was good stuff.

  • noni1974
    noni1974

    I stole $60.00 out of the contrabution box once.I was about 12 years old at the time.

  • luna2
    luna2

    noni....Ooooooh, you're sooooo bad! How'd you even get into it?

  • glitter
    glitter

    It wasn't really naughty but it felt naughty at the time - the district convention was in my city, and at lunchtimes I got the bus outside the stadium and went home to let the dog out for a wee!

  • noni1974
    noni1974

    It was at the CA and the boxes hung on the wall.No one was watching them so I just stuck my little hand in and got three twentys out.No one caught me.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    I stole $60.00 out of the contrabution box once.I was about 12 years old at the time.

    LOL - $60 buys a lot of assembly food - you could have feed a multitude with that!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Onetime when I was working behind the stage when some very prominent Watchtower officials were there and giving talks at a big assembly.....I brought them all coffee and laced it with crank(methamphetamines) and we all watched the guy who kept speakers from going overtime shit his pants.

    Not really....I was lying and just tryin to fit in with you people cuz I'm new here and can't think of anything exciting to say ......so I just make stuff up.

    Gumnerdyloser

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Stop crying Gumby it's unbecomming™

    You did something naughty I know you did ...hint: thoughts can be naughty too

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