What is the naughtiest thing you ever did during a dist./circuit assembly?

by lovernotafighter 95 Replies latest jw friends

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident


    OK, I guess I was rebellious even as a little kid. When I was 10, I asked my parents if I could go sit in the afternoon with my best friend's family. They said yes. Then she asked her mother the same. Then we got the chairlift over to Playland Amusement Park, rode the rides all afternoon, and we were back in our seats in time for closing song and prayer! Don't ya just love rollercoasters!

    Cog

  • ellderwho
    ellderwho

    Smoked weed.

  • Mary
    Mary
    Blondie reported: Mister JARACZ, tell me about the database. How do you justify keeping a list of people, men in some cases who have confessed to pedophilia, but you have not reported them to the authorities. What justification is there for you to keep that list?

    TED JARACZ (MEMBER OF THE SUPREME GOVERNING BODY OF THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES): You know, you're from Britain. You have a privacy law. You have a directive from the European Union. You observe that, don't you?

    Wow! Good comeback Ted!! Was that actually supposed to mean something?

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    had premarital sex with my soon to be husband in the hotel room.

  • lovernotafighter
    lovernotafighter

    SunnyGal: funny you bring that up, that was on my list...

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    When I was around 12, I wore a linty sweater to the session and spent hours picking the lint and putting it gently on top of the hair of the woman in front of me. When I was in high school & knew shorthand, I would pretend to take notes but instead would write stuff like, "This is bull sh-t", "It's all lies," and comments about the ugly clothes ppl were wearing. At the time, I thought these were terribly rebellious things lol.

    And in the past I have been guilty of going into a men's room stall and masturbating many, many times during the convention.

    Let me ask a question.....how do men get into it in gross places like a convention bathroom? How could you get past the stench in there....you know, the combo of B.O., urine, poo, gas, really bad cologne, cheap cleaning chemicals, and cheap soap. Seems like that'd be enough to turn anyone off...

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten
    This one time... there was this brother holding a sign that said "Please return to your seats" and I TOTALLY didn't! Instead, I walked around the auditorium and THEN returned to my seat.

    ROFL!!

    Good one. I was just as BAADDDDD. The worst thing I did once was pretend to go to the toilet during the session, but I actually just WENT FOR A STOLL!

    Man, I was the hot chick.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten
    When I was in high school & knew shorthand, I would pretend to take notes but instead would write stuff like, "This is bull sh-t", "It's all lies,"

    Good one. And that reminds me of the other BAADDD thing I did.

    I used to write pages and pages of notes on all the talks. One day I was aware that the man sat nexto me was reading my notes all the time. So eventually in the middle of a sentence I wrote "will you please stop reading my notes".

    I was so nervous after that that I didnt dare look round for about 2 hours. I was 15, and that was REALLY NAUGHTY of me.

  • luna2
    luna2

    OMG, reb, I'm dying at that lint thing. What a riot! I can so picture that gal with a little pile of sweater fuzz on her head. I can't stop laughing. You were sooooo bad!

    kk...love the message to the geekbot who was reading your notes. Serves him right. Not like you even said anything nasty or mean.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    1969, 8 day Assembly in Vancouver BC, My nephew (I was 12-1/2, my nephew 8) and I skipped the meeting and went and rode the roller coaster and the helicopter rides, then lied about it and said we were just walking around listening.

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