This Year The Push Is REALLY On To Invite EVERYONE To The Memorial!

by minimus 114 Replies latest jw friends

  • luna2

    Wolf! Wolf! Last Memorial! Don't Miss it!

    So if we go to the Last Memorial we'll be in line to be saved at the Big A? I mean, what is the point?

  • KW13

    lol what gets me is no matter how many times the words 'last days' and 'armaggedon' are said they still fall for it

    Next year it will be empty LOL

  • blondie

    Based on this account there is no excuse for anyone to miss the memorial.


    yb92 p. 55 Latin America ***

    A Bible student living deep in the interior of Guyana near the Moruka River studies by mail. She strongly desired to be united in pure worship with Jehovah’s Witnesses on the night of the Memorial of Christ’s death. At great expense she rented a dugout canoe and with her 13-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter paddled 21 hours to the nearest congregation in Charity. The journey entailed traveling the Moruka River out to the Atlantic Ocean and paddling back inland again on the Pomeroon River. She started out at 9:30 p.m. and arrived at 6:20 p.m. the next day, stopping for just one hour to rest. After the Memorial she had to return right away, as the canoe was rented at a daily rate. She is an unbaptized publisher and at the time of the Memorial was four months pregnant!

  • KW13

    and they take pride in people taking such risks when somewhere at the top they are aware its lies?

  • Dismembered


    That publisher was crazier than an outhouse rat. Musta drank the water too.


  • Nosferatu
    Damn....I must officially be an apostate now...I've forgotten the date of the memorial.! WOOTWOOT!!!

    I remember the date.... Nasal 14.

  • luna2

    Oh, for cripes sake! We should have a contest to see who can come up with the most assinine, exaggerated, hair-raising, tale of woe bulls*t experience in attending the Memorial. Gotta make the rest of the dubs feel as guilty as possible and highlight what a grand privilege it is to go listen to a boring talk and then pass crackers and wine to each other in silence...most likely with no one partaking. Woo, what a special evening!

  • lilybird

    hmmm..maybe they should take some of that tiny bit of charity money they have saved and pay someone to boat over to get can they post an experience like that and make it sound so righteous... Its just not right....They probably made up the story anyways... bunch of mealymouth liers...

  • kittyeatzjdubs
    I remember the date.... Nasal 14.

    haha. I remember the ''Nasal'' date...I was wondering what the date is our time.

    luv, jojo

  • tweetybird193

    So true you are... I even had a sister drop by and leave a Wacktower that has the Memorial talk along with a page stating ["We Have Found the Messiah"] pg 4 in the Feb. 15 06 WT. Maybe this is why they are trying to get all they can to go to the memorial. Another new light. When I read that they found the messisah, I busted out laughing. Ya mean to tell me, all these years they had lost him, or to be honest, they never had him. Tweetybird193

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