So there I was... (I've always wanted to start a story with that line)
I'm sitting here taking a look at the posts on JWD when I start to hear a commotion coming from the direction of the cats' litter box. I look and one of my cats is jumping and flailing around... sometimes stopping to drag its ass across the floor... with cat crap dragging behind it. But then I notice something even more strange, the crap is FOLLOWING the cat in little "pearls" along a string going about a foot behind the cat. WTF?!?!?
I'm thinking the cat managed to get some strange worm parasite but before I can get to the cat it darts out of the room and drags the "string of pearls" behind it leaving bits and pieces EVERYWHERE it goes.
I finally manage to corner the cat in the bathroom and shut the door. I picked the cat up and there it was, danging out the cat's ass, a string of poop at least a foot and a half long... but it was not a worm... the damn cat had gotten into the garbage and eaten an entire string of discarded dental floss. (Bad Kitty!!!!!)
Well, I guess you know what I had to do. I couldn't leave that dental floss in the cat and I wasn't going to let the cat continue to drag its ass all over my apartment. I got a wad of toilet paper, held the cat down, and grabbed hold of the dental floss and started pulling... and pulling... and pulling... and pulling... and pulling... and FINALLY the end came out.
Stupid cat!!!!
Bad kitty!!!
Now the stupid cat is sitting in the corner sulking like it just went through the most traumatic experience of its life, short of going to the vet.