What do you think they'd do if I did this at the Memorial? (page 3)

Darth Yhwh

I’ve often thought about how humorous it would be to make a scene in the KH during the middle of a memorial talk or Sunday morning ~~programing~~ talk. When I say making a scene I’m thinking something along the lines of standing up in the middle of the KH or, better yet, walking right up on stage, taking the microphone hostage and begin to apostatize to the congregation.

When they try to escort me out of the KH I’ll refuse to go, I won’t let them touch me. I’ll be very vocal and threaten them with legal action if they even lay a finger on me. I’ll tell them that if they want me gone they’re going to have to call the police and have them escort me out. I don’t think they’d do that though. I think that the ~~drones~~ brothers would gang up on me and drag me out the back door kicking and screaming.

Always and entertaining day dream.

lucifer

I would love to do that, or do what inbyathread said lol, Maybe when you pass the glass of wine it could just slip out of your hand *oops* and drop the bread on the floor making sure to blow off the 'dirt' and put it back on the tray, but of course keeping a piece for yourself as a souvenir

startingover

I'm in favor of the talking a drink and spitting it back idea.

If there was only some way to get out some butter to make the bread a little more tasty.

delilah

ROFLMAO....take some cheese with you for those dried out crackers , and gulp that glass down real quick....and take some pics for us....I wish I could be there to see their eyes wide open in astonishment!!!!

atypical

jwfacts, that is so hilarious. I have daydreamed about doing the exact same thing. I don't about the rest of you, but when I was active it was like a sport to watch and see who would partake at memorial. Gulping the whole glass would be so stinking funny. they would have to get the glass back, put some more wine in, and then get it back to the person next to you to in order to keep the sequence right. I say do it!!

Darth, I happen to know how they deal with that type of scenario. They form a circle around the person and start moving toward the door. I've seen it happen at a district convention. That way, no one can say they laid a hand on the person, but the person is still forced to move in the direction of the group. It's pretty sick and scary.

rebel8

I just had a light bulb go off. If we all went an partook would they be obligated to count us in their calculations.

That is truly one of the funniest things I've ever heard!! Of course no matter what is done, they'd put a paranoid spin on it by saying it's proof of Satan's persecution, blah, blah.......but there are lots of funny ideas we can come up with, right?

jwfacts, here's some. Get some fake Halloween blood. Fashion it so that after you take a big honking gulp of wine, you start to lower the glass and some blood drips off the corners of your mouth. Act really shocked and say loudly, "Oh my Jehovah! It literally turned into the blood of Christ! The Catholics are right after all!" Then drop to your knees and begin reciting Hail Marys, in the middle of the aisle.

Or....right after you take the emblems, gasp loudly and notice your (fake) Stigmata wounds. Stand up and shout that you have received the wounds of Christ.

Or....pretend to almost slip and drop the crackers as you're passing them. In the confusion, replace one of them with some Saltines or Neccos...or some of these. (The inspirational one says, "I died for you.")

alt

Or....bring a dradel and play it on the floor in the men's room during the service. Or....get one of those battery operated menorahs and stick it in the men's room window, during the service so no one notices. Ok I'll stop now!

jwfacts

inbyathread, lol, that is so funny, and a bit of cheese sounds good.
What has stopped me doing anything too disrespectful so far is that I know if is probably counter productive. In Hobart cong the elders escorted an apostate out. He went to the newspaper and wrote an article about how he had been assaulted and physically pinned to the bonnet of his car by the elders. But none of those in the meeting seemed to care, just wrote him off as crazy. Another brother got up and took the microphone at Parramatta congregation which also caused a stir that was talked about for weeks, but the JWs use anything like that to reconfirm their faith.
Narkissos, I also think spirituality has been lost. I am reading a book by Joseph Campbell about the myth in all religion and he mentions that taking religion too academically misses the point. They stories and myths and acts like the memorial put a person in touch with spirituality and their inner being. By taking the bible very fundamentally and also denying the members partaking at the memorial the WTS has shredded the religion of almost any semblance of spirituality.
Ironclaw it would be great if a hold lot of us went and partook. It would really damage the statistics, but may also make the observers think more about what the point of the memorial is.

I can just picture the blood dripping from the sides of the mouth.

What do you think they'd do if I did this at the Memorial?

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