Completing the sex act when your snockered. (page 17)

shotgun

Hey wasn't there a Nation of Gumbites that killed the Rectumites or it that bass ackward.

gumby

Your wrong too ya bastard! The Shotgunites had immoral relations with the Jizzumites and had little kids called the Peckerites.

Gumbanite

AlanF

Jizzum said to Gumby:

:: Jizzum, everyone who has read this thread and commented about it hasn't agreed with your reasoning on anything.......does that tell you anything?

: Of course it tells me something. It tells me that everyone here is determined to uphold your side out of sheer apostate loyalty. This IS an apostate board, a board comprised of people that is biased against any thought which might threaten their interests and the decision they've made to abandon what they once embraced as truth but now consider as evil.

This answer is so amazingly stereotypical of the braindead cult-think practiced by JWs that it's almost beyond belief. It illustrates how JWs who are still loyal to the Holy Organization are absolutely unable to think outside the mold built for them by the Watchtower Society -- a mold in which one doesn't hold beliefs because one thinks for oneself and comes to an independent conclusion, but because "loyalty" to Mother demands it. These cultists don't realize that they have the cart before the horse by virtue of having inverted cause and effect. They don't understand that people they call "apostates" don't hold "apostate" beliefs because they decided to become "apostates", but that JWs call them "apostates" because they independently came to conclusions different from Watchtower Cult Central and were not afraid to voice them. They can't comprehend that such folks have usually done much research and soul searching to come to their conclusions. They can't comprehend it because they haven't done it in their own lives yet.

Note, for example, Jizzum's final phrase above, which implies that "apostates" have all done great evil and are hypocrites because they abandoned a loyalty once held to the Watchtower Cult. There's not a trace of implication that people might have any solid justification for doing so. That's because JWs like Jizzum are not JWs because of real study and having come to real conclusions on their own, but because of emotional considerations.

For example, hardly any people who were raised as Jws and who stick with the cult have ever done any real research about their beliefs. They've been spoon fed a diet of spiritual pablum all their lives and are fat and lazy and self-satisfied. We who were raised that way know this perfectly well because we were in this state of mental hibernation for a good, long time -- that is, until something woke us up.

JWs like Jizzum are so far into cult-think that they don't care that Watchtower leaders have winked at child molestation for decades, and now that they're being hauled into court because of it, they're pulling out all the stops in lying and all manner of legal shenanigans to protect their precious asses. They don't care that the Governing Body itself winked at the pedophilia of one of its own -- Leo Greenlees -- and at the homosexuality of another of its own -- Ewart Chitty. They don't care that many of the writers of Watchtower publications are abysmally ignorant of the things they write about, and so mislead millions into believing outright falsehoods on important subjects.

So, Jizzum, I think you should keep right on posting on this board, because like most JWs who post, you're the very best advertisement of why people with minds ought to get out of the JWs toute-de-suite.

AlanF

StinkyPantz

Al F-

I think you are violating:

1. Insulting, threatening or provoking language

and possibly:

3. Swearing, using hate-speech or making obscene or vulgar comments

by calling schizm, jizzum

Satanus

Yes, i have heard that high sperm counts are becoming agitated w being compared to someone like schizm. They have been moving toward a nontailwagging sitdown strike.

S

Schizm

G D umby,

Just to get you off my back, I realise the Mpoabites were not gods enemies untill they didn't show hospitality to a million sheephearders wanting to pass through their land and they sent a wicked prophet against them......but god KNEW from the gitgo these people would become Israels enemies.....he knows everything....remember?

Ah, another diversion tactic. Still want to play that game, do you? Okay, I'll continue to play along and entertain you but I knew you lacked the courage to accept the fact that I've disproved your claim.

As for the Moabites....they learned well from Lot's example, (musta been in their gene's)....always ready to let the women do the dirty work. They sent in their women to entice the Israelitet men to idolotry, and they sent in their women to entice Saul. Abraham and Lot sucked at relationships with women and how they treated them and shoulda been written in the book of 'who's getting their ass kicked' instead of the 'book of life'.

Of course you're all wrong about that too ... as usual.

If you want to know what I think, I think that you really ought to consider dropping the Gumby avatar. You're ruining his reputation.

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