Completing the sex act when your snockered. (page 14)

AlanF

Ah, we now see Schizm's true Christian colors. Keep it up!

I hope you realize that you're just about on an even intellectual keel with that unbelievably moronic JW defender who calls himself "scholar". You and he ought to join forces.

AlanF

Schizm

Ah, we now see Schizm's true Christian colors. Keep it up!

What you say here was predictable. Afterall, what else could you say. BTW, we now see Alan's true apostate colors.

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Just Dumby, that's all. It's a term that he invented. It's not in the dictionary. If Alan wasn't so prejudiced he'd of jumped onto Dumby for not using words that can be found in the dictionary. But, quite obviously, Alan isn't interested in the truth of anything. All he's here for is to hopefully make anyone who believes in the Bible look like a nut. Well, as anyone who is honest can see, he hasn't succeeded.

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AlanF

Schizmoron said:

: we now see Alan's true apostate colors.

True, and I wear them with pride!

You, on the other hand, are too stupid and proud to let yourself see that you're a great hypocrite, and are doing exactly what JWs do best -- smearing the good names of decent Christians.

AlanF

Schizm

I won't be wasting any more words on you, Alan.

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AlanF

Schizmoron added:

: Alan isn't interested in the truth of anything.

Everyone who knows me well and reads this will laugh at you.

: All he's here for is to hopefully make anyone who believes in the Bible look like a nut.

Not at all. I have some very good Christian friends who I have a lot of respect for, despite their belief in the Bible. They're far from nuts.

Your stupidity doesn't come from being a Christian -- it's from your innermost soul.

: Well, as anyone who is honest can see, he hasn't succeeded.

True enough. You've made yourself a fool entirely on your own.

AlanF

hillary_step

Schism,

Let's suppose that I've got a gun up beside your head, Alan, and I drop my pants and tell you to kiss my ass or else I'll blow what few brains you have out. Given the circumstances you're in, you comply because you cherish your life ... and you go ahead and kiss my ass. Now some time later, in telling the judge what had happened to you, you try to explain to him that you complied with my demands ONLY because of the circumstances you were in. He responds: "But you ACTUALLY kissed Schizm's ass! How gross!" You try to explain: "Not really. I only did it because of the circumstances." The judge looks at you, and says: "So what you're telling me is that your motive is what makes all the difference. You did but you didn't. You're saying that it wasn't because you WANTED to that you kissed ole Schizm's ass, it was because you HAD to ... and so in effect you REALLY didn't kiss Schizm's ass."

I feel sure I read that on the back of a Weetabix packet sometime. Maybe fifty years ago when as a three year old I chuckled and said, "Mom, read this pap...it is very funny". Possibly the worst explanation of Lot and his incestous viagra experiment that I have ever read.....anywhere, and that includes the YEC websites, which make Richard Nixon look honest and the Marquis De Sade celibate.

HS

StinkyPantz

Alan isn't interested in the truth of anything.

Well, hold on a sec.. you are telling this to the wrong person! Alan is one of the more honest people I've met on this board.

All he's here for is to hopefully make anyone who believes in the Bible look like a nut.

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

Well, as anyone who is honest can see, he hasn't succeeded.

Usually nuts don't need any help looking like nuts ..

Satanus

Is there a word in the dictionary for a man who likes having his ass kissed by other men?

S

Completing the sex act when your snockered.

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