A Jehovah Witness Christmas CD
That was funny- and so was some of the comments from obvious witnesses...lol.
Pumpkins in the Kingdom Hall yard....now Christmas lights...you can too
by oompa 81 Replies latest jw friends
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misanthropic
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loosie
Have someone dress up as santa and pull into the parking lot with a bag full of toys. have him knock on the door during meeting and say in his loud santa voice. Ho Ho Ho I heard there are some little boys and girls here in need of some toys. and start handing them out.
I would pay to attend that meeting
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yknot
Well as all JWs learned, Christmas mischief is the founding reason for the NY police.
But I do wonder if such "unauthorized decorations" could be considered a "hate crime"
Just a thought.....................
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yknot
ooohh my contribution is a:
big photo banner of the last Bethel Xmas postcard
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beksbks
erynw that video was hilarious. Even funnier may have been the comments. Lot's of JW's
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erynw
I liked the part where he said it would make a good birthday gift. Doh!
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yknot
For those who have keys to the KH.........
Wrapped copies of CoC and ISoCF.......under each seat
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tula
Ompa spraying the windows with snow = Vandalism. Which means you go to jail and get disfellowshiped for paganizing Jehovah's Temple. Also aren't there tresspassing laws in U.S.A? I'm starting a "Bail Ompa out of jail fund" I've put in $10 I hope we can get Johnny Cockran since he proved O.J didn't do it.
I hate to be the one to break this news to you, witness007, but Johnny Cochran is DAID. He's been daid since March 29, 2005 at the age of 67.
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noni1974
I hate to be the one to break this news to you, witness007, but Johnny Cochran is DAID. He's been daid since March 29, 2005 at the age of 67.
Do you mean dead??
And yes Johnny is dead.Too bad I hear OJ may need a good lawyer.
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erynw
DAID is Southern for dead.
Like ratcheer - right here
sensuous = as in, sensuous up, would you grab me a beer.