How about taking mass quantities of Eno (that fizzy stuff for your stomach ache, stupid), froth at the mouth, roll your eyes in the back of your head, and scream curses at god, satan, whomever you want, wilst your sign says "Aliens, Welcome!"
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signs that you may be apostate, part 1
by in a new york bethel minute inif you went to an assembly as one of the bad people who carry apostate signs, what would your sign say?.
pretend you had a bag on your head, and nobody would ever recognize you.... i think mine would say, .
"young people ask... very carefully, so as not to arouse suspicion that they might be apostate"
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Another JW Questions 1914 At The Meeting!!!
by minimus inmy mother told me that a regular pioneer in his 60's from a nearby hall questioned how we could be sure 1914 was the date christ was enthroned as king of the kingdom.
he questioned the brother conducting the meeting for field service.
it didn't go well......he left that hall and is reported missing in action!
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The truth shall set you free! ]
Woo hoo!!!
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LMAO, Dan! Great piccie!!!!
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signs that you may be apostate, part 1
by in a new york bethel minute inif you went to an assembly as one of the bad people who carry apostate signs, what would your sign say?.
pretend you had a bag on your head, and nobody would ever recognize you.... i think mine would say, .
"young people ask... very carefully, so as not to arouse suspicion that they might be apostate"
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The WTBTS is a snare and a racket!
Seen it already, LOL!
I would say "I sold watchtowers for 8 years and all I got was labelled apostate"
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Looooong Prayers!
by BigJ inok, who remembers all those long prayers?
especially at the district conventions!.
we had our convetions at a small hockey arena and the stairs were really steep.
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LOL!
Too funny! I remember the same thing..l. not the underwear thing though. The stairs were very steep, and the chairs were at a steep angle. I just hated it.
The last prayer of the day was a killer. It was like "jehover, please bless the butterflies, the worms of the sea, the little maggots who eat your enemies..." I mean, palease. We used to joke about it all the time.
Welcome to the forum, BTW! Lots of people here are from Ontario!
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To the Defenders of George Bush and the War in Iraq
by Greenpalmtreestillmine inwould you be willing, if possible, to volunteer to fight in iraq?.
are you encouraging your children or grandchildren to volunteer and fight?.
please list your names below.
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The Easter Bunny Got Drunk
by simplesally inhe must have really mixed things up this year!
my daughter was so surprised that he left her an easter basket, just like santa, she said.
that silly easter bunny left some dolls for our neighbors at our house and when we went to their house to give them their dolls, would you believe he left some things for teryn at their house??
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My niece and nephew had an easter egg hunt and it was fun!
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Jehovah's Witnesses Have a High Mental Illness Level
by Bryan innow we know what the problem is...
scroll down...
jehovah's witnesses"faith of our fathers: part one, were the early christians jehovah's witnesses?
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When i first came into a KH, I thought "Jesus, half of these people are mentally retarded, the other look stoned!" That should've been my cue to leave.
LMAO! I laughed so dammed hard after my first meeting... some of the people there were bizarre to say the least, LOL!
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George Bush's Vietnam
by WhyNow2000 inthat's what sen edward kennedy of massachusetts called it.
do you agree?.
washington (reuters) - u.s. senators argued on wednesday over whether the conflict in iraq was becoming another vietnam and some republican supporters of president bush suggested he consider extending a june 30 deadline for the handover of power there.
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It's nice to see some american politicians disagreeing with the war.
Extremist religions + America = bad bad news.