PR: all these attractions will sure make the publishers hungry! What will the park offer as concessions?
Heavy: PR, I'm glad you asked. Follow me over to the "Afternoon Lunch Venue" Bistro designed with stadium seating, just like at the District Conventions, complete with "attendants" to direct you to your seats! Why, the friends will feel as though they're at an actual "theocratic" meeting, that way the children will know to listen, obey and not get too carried away. And did I mention the menu? Hoagie sandwiches, juice boxes and strawberry cream pastries for dessert!...(making overly emphatic gestures showing the size of the hoagies)