Pretty funny. I'm sure it's happened!
Oubliette
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Local needs talk
by hoser inone of the elders was missing his service bag and suspected that one of the publishers stole it.
he was determined to root out who did it so he decided to give a local needs part on the ten commandments focusing on you must not steal.. he enlisted the help of a trusted ministerial servant and got him to stand at the back of the kingdom hall during the part.
he told the ms that he would read off the ten commandments and when he got to the one "you must not steal" he would pause longer than usual and see if anyone acted nervous or suspicious.
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Challenge for JW's - how do you arrive at 1919 using the Bible alone?
by yadda yadda 2 inany takers?
jw apologists or anyone, convince us why you are sure that jesus appointed the watchtower society in 1919 using the bible alone.
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Oubliette
Easy, open your Bible to page 1,918. It's the next page!
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AAWA is here!! (The Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists)
by cedars inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcic4g5tulw.
http://www.jwactivists.org.
facebook the association of anti-watchtower activists.
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Oubliette
Cantleave, it looks like your storm in in Jersey. Brooklyn is on the other side of Manhattan
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AAWA is here!! (The Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists)
by cedars inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcic4g5tulw.
http://www.jwactivists.org.
facebook the association of anti-watchtower activists.
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Summary of WT Appeal Brief in Conti Case
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if they were able to win on this ground, they could get out completely (although it could still be appealed to the ca supreme court).
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Oubliette
" the basis of the WT’s argument is that normally, people don’t have any responsibility to warn other people of danger, if they did not directly create the danger and the danger is at the hands of someone else. "
That's pretty funny considering the whole alleged "bloodguilt" aspect of the WTBTS's reason for insisting that all JWs preach door-to-door. - Keeping “Clean from the Blood of All Men,” The Watchtower , October 1, 1960, page 608.
Ezekiel 3:17-18: “Son of man, a watchman is what I have made you to the house of Israel, and you must hear from my mouth speech and you must warn them from me. When I say to someone wicked, ‘You will positively die,’ and you do not actually warn him and speak in order to warn the wicked one from his wicked way to preserve him alive, he being wicked, in his error he will die, but his blood I shall ask back from your own hand
So all you active JWs take heed: according to the WT lawyers you no longer need to preach. You aren't creating the "danger" of Armageddon, Jehovah is. Let him warn them!
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Our family wishes to extend our sympathies to Gregg [Greybeard from JWStruggle]...
by Newly Enlightened ingregg, we are deeply sorry for your loss.
you will be with us in our thoughts & prayers.
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Oubliette
I just heard, sorry for your loss!
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Elder and MS Extortion!
by jw07 inthe elders and ministerial servants at my hall were asked to attend a strange meeting last night.
the society is asking for our help to raise $10,200.
they are seeking to raise this money in april from elders and ministerial servants in our circuit only.
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Oubliette
Apparently God needs money. How can the all-wise, all-powerful Creator of the Universe be so bad at handling money?
Maybe it's not him. Maybe it's the people he entrusted to care for his Domestics (no wonder we're waiting on the appointment over the Belongings).
But that still means God's not so good at hiring people. Maybe he needs a new HR Department. Jesus, are you listening? Daddy's coming and man is he pissed!
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AAWA is here!! (The Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists)
by cedars inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcic4g5tulw.
http://www.jwactivists.org.
facebook the association of anti-watchtower activists.
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Oubliette
Fantastic! Great job you guys: A face for the faceless, a voice for the voiceless!
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How long does it take to get reinstated ?
by Pitchess Co-Gen ini was think about getting reinstated, and then do a fade right after because of family ties..
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Oubliette
In my experience of nearly three decades as a JW: One month to never!
There are NO clear cut guidelines. The elders "interpret" the direction from the FDS however they see fit.