Yerusalyim

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  YOU SOB

  by Yerusalyim in

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  my brother sent this to me, it made my day.. .

  for those who, even after they click the picture, can't read the type, it says:.

  question: what is a sob exactly?.

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  Yerusalyim

  OK, I guess not everyone found it as humorous as I did. BITE ME!
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  Pseudoscience among jws

  by badboy in

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  any pseudoscientific ideas among any jws you knew?

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  Yerusalyim

  aluminum foil causes alzheimers

  Aluminium has always been considered bad by the Borg.

  1929- "'Off Aluminum for Life' If they think aluminum poisoning is a good way to hasten their footsteps out of this world, it is all well with us. But it is a general human attribute to try to stay in this world as long as possible.. aluminum poisoning is killing more people every day than the flu." {GAGE Mar 20 1929 406-7}
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  Eeeeeeeeee By Gum

  by Celtic in

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  eeeeee by gum!!

  gordon bennet!!.

  my first two exclamations of surprise.. what are your two expressions with no repeats overlapping?.

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  Yerusalyim

  "What the F_ _ K, OVER!"

  and

  "JESUS H. CHRIST!"
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  Easy targets, who are they?

  by JH in

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  who would you say would be the "easier targets", when jw's knock at their door?

  do you think that there are any particular people who would be more vulnerable to fall into the jw trap?

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  Yerusalyim

  Those with a sick need for the approval of others

  (man, I hope you like my posts...say yes...please).
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  Is this an okay reason to vomit?

  by Lostreality in

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  i was walking to my girlfriends, and just as i saw her house, i saw a ginourmous flag that covered half of the front of her house....i had a little pre-vomit spit up type stuff just thinking about going into the house....is it normal for this to happen?

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  Yerusalyim

  No, I'd say you have some issues there bud.
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  New policy about appointing elders

  by XQsThaiPoes in

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  a po i know said that now the wts makes them do back ground checks and ask every congo the person has ever attended approve them before the send the letter to the wts.

  i think this could be because of the child abuse thing.

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  Yerusalyim

  First I heard of it, strategically not a bad call.
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  YOU SOB

  by Yerusalyim in

  1. social
  2. humour

  my brother sent this to me, it made my day.. .

  for those who, even after they click the picture, can't read the type, it says:.

  question: what is a sob exactly?.

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  Yerusalyim

  My brother sent this to me, it made my day.

  For those who, even after they click the picture, can't read the type, it says:

  QUESTION: What is a SOB exactly?

  Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions like, "What is a SOB." The only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words. In this photo the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the midst of a deactivation. The guy behind him, well, he's an SOB.
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  Day 14 of the adventure, Sitting Bull and more White Man Bull Sh*t

  by jst2laws in

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  day 14 of the adventure, sitting bull and more white man bull sh*t

  well, day 14 of our adventure and the wonders have not ceased.

  if you are just skimming, read the bolded print and the highlights.

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  Yerusalyim

  Great assessment, I think you're the only person I've heard of who called Custer a victim. The Americans were bad people and good people at the same time way back when.
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  The things you believed as a child

  by Sirona in

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  what things did you believe as a kid that now make you chuckle?.

  i believed:.

  that father christmas had special dust which he sprinkled into the children's eyes so they would forget they'd seen him.

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  Yerusalyim

  That since the world went round, cars didn't move, the earth moved under them...yea, a bit of strange logic there...

  that there was a headless wolfman ghost and a 9 foot tall giant ghost in my mom's room (back when I slept in the nursery).

  that the sanitary napkins I sometimes saw in the trash were my dad's because he had a bleeding ulcer.

  that sex was a dirty sin and a girl could get pregnant without having sex (but only if she was married) because MY PARENTS DIDn't have sex, just 8 kids and 5 miscarriages...but if you got pregnant without being married it was because you were nasty and having sex.
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  How to Be a Republican - A Primer

  by Michael3000 in

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  enjoy .

  1. being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host.

  then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.. .

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  Yerusalyim

  SMOOCHES!