Posts by Ron.W.

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2023-10-13-Announcement (Reporting Field Service)

by Atlantis in

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2023-10-13-announcements (reporting field service).

page 1. https://imgbox.com/96lgsfw4 .

page 2. https://imgbox.com/zynoa02m .

Ron.W.

I got a text asking for my Dad's report while he was in the hospital receiving chemotherapy.

I sent a text which explained this to the service overseer who had just texted - he never replied...bastards.

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No more REPORTING field service!!!!!!!!!

by BoogerMan in

this is going to break the hearts of a lot of uber-jw's!

reddit has now removed the video link of samuel herd telling jw's they will no longer have to report time or placements - just tick a box which says "active.".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdshyx79rm&t=13s.

No more REPORTING field service!!!!!!!!!

by BoogerMan in

this is going to break the hearts of a lot of uber-jw's!

reddit has now removed the video link of samuel herd telling jw's they will no longer have to report time or placements - just tick a box which says "active.".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdshyx79rm&t=13s.

Ron.W.

Have they removed the announcement from their official site???

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You might be a JW if you...

by Ron.W. in

this is a little out of date.

i found it earlier deleting some emails from a good few years ago:.

feel free to add new lines to this old list!.

Ron.W.

This is a little out of date.

I found it earlier deleting some emails from a good few years ago:

Feel free to add new lines to this old list!

You might be a JW if you...

If you clean windows or homes for a living and own five suits.
You don't consider a two door car really a car.
You know the convenience store clerks on a first name basis.
You have tennis elbow from turning the pages in the Bible.
A Buy One Get One Free coupon makes your day.
An RV is not a Recreational Vehicle.
You consider your priorities in buying a car to be cup holders, gas mileage and air conditioning.
While walking thought the Dorr Department at Home Depot, you feel compelled to starting knocking.
The Food Pyramid you follow had Coffee at the top.
While on vacation you first find the Kingdom Hall and then your Hotel.
At work you introduce a co-worker as Brother so and so.
You can calculate the time to the Last Days, but can't balance your checkbook.
The abbreviation CO has nothing to do with the word Company.
Magazines found on your nightstand and coffee table consist of the Watchtower, the Awake and
Stoops catalog.
You know that the term THE LIGHT GETS BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER has nothing to do with the
dimmer switch on the wall.
The Holiday Season excites you only for the store sales.
You think Pioneer is not a stereo.
You think NEW LIGHT has nothing to do with the Lighting section at Home Depot.
You think TRACT has nothing to do with a piece of land.
You know when Nisan 14 of the Jewish calendar lands in the Gregorian calendar from year to year,
and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.
Memorial Day isn't in May.
You spent days in a Baseball stadium, never saw a ball and didn't have a beer.
You feel Formal Clothing and Civic Center belong in the same sentence.
You think nothing of letting your friends stop by to use your bathroom.
You know the cleanliness of every coffee shop for four towns around.
You can't buy a pair of shoes without thinking about how comfortable they will need to be while
walking residential streets in 95 degree heat.
You have a tendency to refer to books by color instead of names.
You can't pick a book or anything else to read without grabbing a Highlighter or pen to underline
something.
You think it is complementary to refer to someone as a study.
You have Get Togethers instead of Parties.
After a Get Together in your home, your house is still clean and you have more food than what you
started with.

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i was born in 1977 & came in as a convert in 2003 --- so i have no idea what went on before my time.. however i have been familiar with the scriptures of "nobody knows the day or hour" & " it will come as a theif in the night" meaning that it was sure but unpredictable time.

how could anyone belive that anyone else ( organization or not) put a date on it?.

also what was the significance of 1975 anyway?

Ron.W.

Yes, when the C.O. came to the hall once and saw a large amount of very old volumes he reacted as if we'd been keeping porno mags in the kingdom hall library!!🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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friends

uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Ron.W.

...apart from what the above poster has rightly said you're otherwise ok!👍

😉😉

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Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool - November 2023

by DerekMoors in

let's get the fun started and put in our votes for how far down the pumpkin patch lord of the fries will fall in november.. for those keeping score, last month he started at 457 patrons, did some begging and managed to bump those numbers up to 478, but as of this writing he's down to 439.. so, how well do you think the grift will continue this month?

let us know where you think he'll be on november 2. lucky number 420?

will he drop back down below 400?

Ron.W.

👍🤣

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What Happened to 2034?

by NotFormer in

some years ago the wt started putting it out there that noah took 120 years to build the ark, and since the wt was the new ark, it may allow them up to 2034 (1914 + 120) before armageddon.

it could have been their new 1975 to get excited about, but i don't see any mention of it at all now.

what happened during the two decades since last i observed anything about the wt?.

Ron.W.

Here's what Ray Franz wrote in his second book:

In a little more than a decade, the only persons born on or before
1914 will be those who are centenarians. As documented in
Crisis of Conscience, despite the confident-sounding statements in
Watch Tower publications, a considerable number of Governing
Body members had long recognized that the traditional teaching
about “this generation” was proving more and more tenuous.
There is no other explanation for the fact that in 1980 the members
of the Chairman’s Committee drew up and presented a document
which, if its reasoning had been accepted, would have placed
the start of “this generation”—not in 1914—but in 1957, when the
Soviet Union launched its first Sputnik!
Finally the teaching became so obviously untenable that a major
change in the definition of “this generation” was made, applying it to
“the peoples of earth who see the sign of Christ's presence but fail to
mend their ways.” The time factor thereby virtually disappears!
A similar pattern of shifting definitions can be found in the
Watch Tower publications’ efforts at fixing 1914 as the time when
a unique worldwide “sign” appeared, related to war, famine, earthquake
and pestilence.

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More Confidential Boxes

by Newly Enlightened in

thank you atlantis!!!.

https://youtu.be/fodr0wci1es?si=utzb5s-0cnxyvbhv.

Ron.W.

Let's irritate the hell out of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Does anyone know what the 2024 Year's Text is going to be...or does anyone have the means of finding out?

Once we find out we all can make a concerted effort to plaster it all over the damn place on social media!

Yes! Surely there must be someone who posts here who could find out.

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What Happened to 2034?

by NotFormer in

some years ago the wt started putting it out there that noah took 120 years to build the ark, and since the wt was the new ark, it may allow them up to 2034 (1914 + 120) before armageddon.

it could have been their new 1975 to get excited about, but i don't see any mention of it at all now.

what happened during the two decades since last i observed anything about the wt?.

Ron.W.

Yes, didn't one gb guy want 1914 moved (was it 1957?) because of Sputnik??