Posts by searcher

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Women. Periods, and how to cope with them .....

by Celtic in

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puts plugs in his ears from the start.. now, it don't seem to be my imagination, but many ladies for some inexplicable reason seem a tad unreasonable at least once a month where anything i do seems to be wrong in their eyes.

most ruddy irksome it is from a guys point of view i can tell ee.

here we are, quite happy in our own right, say something to this here balmpot, and wowwwwww irritable utterances just tumble forth with such degrees of unreasonableness tis almost funny to observe, but dare i laugh in their presence whilst she be in this most unpredictable of states?

searcher

Sex Drive?

Who said women could drive?

searcher (leaving for parts unknown)

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Why would God want/need worship from you?

by sleepy in

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if there is a god, why would god want/need worship from you?.

the only people who want to be worshipped or adored by the world tend to be mad dictators and film star etc.its a quality i've always hated the desire to have strangers love you even though they don't know you personnally, and i tend not to like people who look up to celebrities etc who they don't know.. so why would a god want your worship?

searcher

In the begining man created god, and some men saw that this was good, and exploitable, and so became priests. This enabled them to have rich lifestyles and to indulge thier lust for power and to torture and slay apostates and heathens without censure.

And they saw that all this was good.

searcher.

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Women. Periods, and how to cope with them .....

by Celtic in

jw
friends

puts plugs in his ears from the start.. now, it don't seem to be my imagination, but many ladies for some inexplicable reason seem a tad unreasonable at least once a month where anything i do seems to be wrong in their eyes.

most ruddy irksome it is from a guys point of view i can tell ee.

here we are, quite happy in our own right, say something to this here balmpot, and wowwwwww irritable utterances just tumble forth with such degrees of unreasonableness tis almost funny to observe, but dare i laugh in their presence whilst she be in this most unpredictable of states?

searcher

To all the men out there.

There are only TWO things a man has to know to get through 'that time'

1. The woman is ALWAYS RIGHT!

2. See 1

Trust me, it works.

searcher.

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gambling again.... any experiences?

by surferdude in

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after the recent awake dealing with gambling(still with no biblical reason not to) i still feel that gambling in moderation is fine.

i know in the "flock" book gambling is not the sin, greed is.

it also says that we should try not to see gambling for entertainment as good, however it does not come out and say "dont gamble or you will be in trouble".

searcher

Gambling is OK according to the bible. After all, did'nt God have a bet with satan with the eternal life of Job as the stake?

If it is OK to gamble with a life then it surely must be OK to gamble with money, after all, God invented life, man invented money.

searcher.

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Sent my DA letters out

by Cicatrix in

finally got up the nerve to send my da letters out yesterday.i sent them in lovely scarlet envelopes(in homage to nathaniel hawthorne's "the scarlet letter")with american flag stamps hehe.i wrote the letters on my hound dog stationary.thought it was fitting, having heard the old "dog returning to its vomit" speech a few gazillion times(hey, my lab and dal eat lots of vomit and they love horse manure-vet says they're the healthiest doggies around:)).. then i went out and bought a little christmas tree and some teeny tiny ornaments.yeah, i know, i'm rushing it a bit.but i really really missed celebrating christmas, and i didn't even admit that to myself until just recently.my kids were absolutely thrilled!

!this year will be their first everything.i'm going to buy them all "my first christmas" ornaments.. but first we have halloween and a few birthdays to do.my sons already got their first invitations to a birthday party.

my kids want me to go trick-or-treating with them.maybe i'll dress up as cruella deville and take my dalmatian puppy,sidhe, with me.. my,my, i'm running on and on like a kid at christmas...and halloween...and ..... it's good to be free.i don't care what the org boogeymen try now.i've said my piece to them,now i'm done with them.i don't have to sneak around and worry about whose seeing me do this or that.i'm the one who has chosen to leave-and you bet your boots i will hold certain ones to their own rules about not speaking to me lol.in this case, what comes around, goes around.i'm just glad to be off the org carousel.i'm a little dizzy yet, but still standing.. hehe-i'm getting punchy.i'm going to go to bed and sleep in on a sunday morning!!!

searcher

Cicatrix.

Congratulations!!!

Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

Let the healing begin.

regards.

searcher.

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moving On....

by In_between_days in

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friends

have you heard the song "stuck in a moment you cant get out of" by u2 ?

i was listening to this today and it got me thinking........... i have decided that i will no longer be contributing to this forum.... at least for the meantime.

this forum has helped me in every way that i need to be helped, and for that i thank everyone who played a part in this.. i guess i have achieved my goal now.

searcher

IBD

Good luck in your 'new life', I wish you all the best.

searcher.

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From a Ding-Dong Head

by Farkel in

i rarely receive any negative e-mail, but i did receive a rather interesting e-mail within the last 48 hours.. .

then that person told me that a ms who was allegedly "on the fringes" was guided by him/her to this board and happened to see me use a rather colorful, but made-up metaphor, namely "dipf***.

" the dub was horrified and scared away never to return because of that and also because of what he saw on some other debate another well-known poster was engaged with.

searcher

Oh you devil you!

searcher.

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From a Ding-Dong Head

by Farkel in

i rarely receive any negative e-mail, but i did receive a rather interesting e-mail within the last 48 hours.. .

then that person told me that a ms who was allegedly "on the fringes" was guided by him/her to this board and happened to see me use a rather colorful, but made-up metaphor, namely "dipf***.

" the dub was horrified and scared away never to return because of that and also because of what he saw on some other debate another well-known poster was engaged with.

searcher

1 1. I rarely receive any negative e-mail, but I did receive a rather interesting e-mail within the last 48 hours..

2 1. The writer proceeded to straight-away say s/he didn't "like" me. Then that person told me that a MS who was allegedly "on the fringes" was guided by him/her to this board and happened to see me use a rather colorful, but made-up metaphor, namely "DipF***." 2. The dub was horrified and scared away never to return because of that and also because of what he saw on some other debate another well-known poster was engaged with.

3 1. Next, this writer called me "an OLD man" several times and not in the kindest of terms. 2. Heck, I'm only 54! 3. I wonder how old that writer is. 4. I'm in my "middle-earlies!"

4 1. Thirdly, and most surprisingly, after all of that the writer wanted me to "help" him/her learn more about logic!

5 1. I was going to respond, but I hit the "delete" instead of the "reply" button on my yahoo account. 2. So, I'll respond here:

6 1. Writer:

2. Your dub friend was scared off by a made-up word? Well, I'll tell you what: your friend probably hears the last part of that word he saw me write dozens of times a week unless he is in some sort of a monestary. I assert that was only a lame excuse from a lame dub who wanted any reason not to stick around. 3. There are TONS of quality posts on this board and in the archives, and your friend is feigning sensitivity because your friend is either afraid to face the facts or needs a good excuse not to. 4. That makes your friend either a coward or a hypocrite, especially considering the fact that your friend hears "bad words" every time he goes to the grocery store or laundromat.

7 1. Next, tell your friend that he lives his entire life praying and hoping for my murder and the murder of my children, and 6 BILLION others who either swear or don't swear, but who don't buy Watchtower books. 2. So I SPIT on him for being "offended" because he read some swear words and conveniently forgets what his whole life is about: mass genocide for people who won't sell Watchtower books.

8 1. Lastly, with regards to your wanting me to help you learn logic: read this post again, you dummy. 2. That's all the help you're going to get from me.

9 1. (This is NOT a thread about me complaining about censorship. This is a thread about how ridiculous and unthinking people can be.)

Farkel

The inspired writer of FARKEL clearly shows us that the age 54 is a composite prophecy.

Research shows that numbers are important in prophecy!

In FARKEL 1:1 we can see that the inspired writer points clearly to the number 48, some researchers claim that 48 means 2 Biblical Days.

FARKEL 3:2, clearly states the number 54 and FARKEL 7:1 definatly points to the number 6.

So what does this indicate to honest researchers?

obviously the inspired writer of FARKEL is telling us some wonderful news!

The number 54(Farkel 3:2) must be combined with the number 2 (Farkel 1:1).

Do we know how to combine these numbers? YES! The inspired writer of FARKEL indicates the way!

In FARKEL 4:1 we see the word THIRDLY which indicates to honest researchers that 54 must be divided by 3 which gives us the number 18, when we take the number 18 and divide it by 2 (Farkel 3:2) we have the inspired number 9. Now we must subtract 6 (Farkel 7:1) at which point we arrive at the clearly indicated number 3.

Do we know why this number is important? YES! FARKEL 7:2 clearly gives the answer! The word SPIT is shown in upper case in the oldest version of FARKEL and some researchers claim that emphasis means that the word should be reversed.

What does this tell us?

When the word SPIT is reversed we have the word TIPS. Websters Dictionary states:- TIP, a small present of money. So the inspired writer of FARKEL is clearly telling us to give money!

What then, is the prophesy clearly stated in FARKEL?

Farkel 6:3 tells us the answer! The word TONS is emphasised, also in FARKEL 9:1 emphasis is placed on the word NOT.

Research clearly shows that if Sincere Christians do not give money to help the World Wide Work, then they will be hit by

3 TON OF SNOT.

Searcher.

Ps. Sorry Farkel, I just couldnt resist it.

searcher.

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