Conversation with some trolley ladies (and a nosey elder-type):
ME: What religion are you?
THEM: Jehovah's Witnesses.
ME: Wow, really? I have a close friend, Kevin, who works at the United Nations as an expert on international religious affairs. Kevin was telling me recently that he was called in to a high level UN meeting where they were discussing the Jehovah church. He said that many of the various government ambassadors were there and they were talking about plans to ban the Jehovah's church worldwide and sieze all their assets. Kevin also told me that they were already starting in Europe and Russia. He said it could be the end of the Jehovah church and that almost all the goverment officials were in agreement.
THEM: (Stupified).
ELDER-TYPE MALE: The Bible prophecied that governments would turn on false religion.
(I don't he gave much thought to that answer and what he actually said with his Freudian-slip but rather parrot-quoted the party line.)
ME: Really? Are the Jehovah's expecting the governments to turn on their church?
ELDER-TYPE MALE: The Bible says that they will and we believe the bible.
ME: Wow, because my friend at the UN said that the plans were being made be because of the prevelance of child abuse within the Jehovah church and the coverups. That's why the Jehovah church is being investigated all around the world. Wouldn't want to be a member of your church when the police and governments start rounding up all your leaders and ministers. You're gonna need somewhere to hide, like a basement or something. Have a nice day.
KEEP THEM GUESSING
The RC hasn't started in my area but these JW's will no doubt feel that the bunker videos are "food at the proper time."
Maybe everyone, everywhere, should share my Kevin experience and get them all edgy and nervous. After all, the GB are playing the fear factor and who are we to argue with the Guardians of Doctrine.