“Will this be our last Annual General Meeting? It could be. It could be.”
But ... we all know it won’t be.
What to expect (in no particular order)
1. Something about growth but without facts or evidence and persecution in Russia ... and needing money. [insert talk from Mark ‘crock-of-sh!t’ Sanderson here].
2. Something about ‘new light’ but without facts or evidence ... and needing money. [insert talk from David ‘no clue’ Splane here along with some new BS].
3. Something about how Jehovah helped some random Jehovah’s Witness named Andre or something similar ... and needing money. [insert talk by random brother here].
4. Something about building new Kingdom Halls, despite the fact more and more are being closed down and sold off ... and needing money. [nsert talk by wanna-be GB member (aka Paul Gillies) here].
5. Something about needing more money ... and needing money (wash, rinse, repeat). [Insert talk from Stephen ‘we just love this new idea’ Lett here].
6. Something about living in ‘the last days’ and how ‘Jehovah is speeding it up’ and how the imaginary persecution is ‘proof we are the true religion’ and random homophobic attack ... and needing money. [insert talk from Tony ‘hot dogs’ Morris here].
7. Something about Satan’s attacks and false news reports on child abuse and not to believe the media etc. ... and needing money [insert talk by Geoffrey ‘Jackass’ Jackson here].
Concluding song and prayer about ... needing more money.