Awake! Responds:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WE ARE OUT THERE!!
You just dont know what to look for since you lack the direction of the GB. Gone are the days when groups would physically walk from door to door. YUCK......phewee! Who needs that. Now, we mostly drive from door to door. And when we say 'door to door' the doors are to be visited sequencially in this order; Bathroom door at home, front door, car door, KH door, bathroom door, KH door, car door, Starbucks door, bathroom door, Starbucks door, car door, KH door, bathroom door, KH door, car door, front door. As you can see, we are a very busy people. But I digress. Back to the adjusted, correct, upto date understanding of Gods unchanging will that we drive door to door. Its a subtle shift in thinking and I can understand your not descerning this before the Slave so lovingly pointed it out. By whole heartedly adopting this resolution we have been able to expand our collection of membership dues...whoops...I mean 'Donations' from appreciative souls(not souls like a spirit or ghost or something, you know souls like people) from around the world. Shit we own half of freakin Brooklyn NY USA BABABABY UHH. (Oh crap... did I just say that last part outloud??)