Topics Started by OUTLAW
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The dubs are in the neighborhood
by OUTLAW inyep,its them alright.i can see them from my computer desk right now.doin the dub shuffle down the street with their suits and breif cases.they work this street 2-4times a month and they avoid my house like the plague.ha-ha-ha must be from the times i chewed on them!and there they go,past my house twice,and didn`t even stop in to get chewed.i haven`t had roast dub for lunch in years.maybe next time..no i doubt it.i guess i`ll stay on my dub free diet(lol)...outlaw
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Whats at the end of the rainbow?...I Know!
by OUTLAW insimons thread on noah and the rainbow made me remember this experience.i must have been 7 or 8 at the time.we lived on an island in the pacific ocean,and storms would come and go.our home was right on the beach so we could see what ever happened there.anyway a storm had just past and the clouds had just started to break,and the sun came peaking through.this magnificent rainbow appeared.one end of the rainbow went miles and miles away from shore into the ocean horizon.the other end landed squarly in the yard on our beach.i couldn`t contain myself ,i had to find out what was at the end of the rainbow.so i ran outside and grabbed the clam digging shovel.with my shovel in hand,i ran to the end of the rainbow and started to dig.i dug as hard as i could and then i hit something.so i dug harder to get it out.finaly i had it,it was a rusted out bucket full of sand.ha-ha-ha!so how many people you know,got to actually dig at the end of the rainbow!...outlaw
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Women are stupid Men are idiots /Gender Haters
by OUTLAW inno matter were you go you`ll always come across these knuckle dragging,neanderthal pea brains.a group of women that hate men,or a group of men that hate women.for me they both belong to one group,"gender haters.
"i go out of my way to stay away from either sex of this group.their always looking for trouble and have nothing nice to say about the opposite sex.how do you feel about this group?do you have any stories,funny or not so funny?...outlaw
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A question about those who are disassociated
by OUTLAW inwhen i disassociated myself i just walked out and didn`t come back.i gave the elders no explanation,i just told them not to bother me again,that was in 1974.when i read the posts on this forum,it seems as though some feel the need to give a formal explanation.why is this ?are the jws demanding an explanation if you leave?if so why would you go along with this invasion of privacy?i would appreciate it,if someone could bring me up to date on this...thanks...outlaw
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WHERE THE CHILDREN PLAY
by OUTLAW inin this part of the country,i live in the bible belt(lucky me).anyway i`m driving down the street and there is church after church after church(they all have lots of windows)..ect..in the church parking lots are kids playing,road hockey,skate boards,roller blades,you name it they were playing it.laughing,having a good time,enjoying their lives.apperently the churchs dont mind the neighborhood kids playing in their yards.up the road on the same street is the kingdom hall.no windows,parking lot barecaded off with a chain link fence and large gate.the kids were playing in all the church yards but not this one,they were`nt welcome.i saw a couple of kids come out of the hall but they didnt look like they were having fun.some times life plays out in front of you and the truth is there for all to see.
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THE CAT CAME BACK
by OUTLAW inhas anyone noticed,fred grew his head back.as we all know alf has been eating body parts off of fred.then one day freds head was gone,we all know who did it!that demon head eatin alien.i warned you alf!now that freds got his head back he`s gonna come lookin for you!watcha ganna do floating around in freds alien stew?>>>oh ya ,now wts wants people to get rid of there pets.well it aint gonna happen,fred stays,he`s the offical board cat.
(with or with out his head)...outlaw
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Don`t foget to turn your clocks back!
by OUTLAW indon`t forget to turn your clocks back 1hr.enjoy your extra hour of sleep!.
the golden rule:the people with the gold, make the rule`s!
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So,what are you do`in on Hallaween eh?
by OUTLAW ini think i`ll just stay home,hand out candy to the neighbourhood kid`s and sip a molson.. the golden rule:the people with the gold, make the rule`s!
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DON`T GO FOR IT DINAMITE BOY!
by OUTLAW inabout a year ago there was a reality tv show in japan,called don`t go for it dinamite boy!
there was this guy named eggplant and he lived naked in an apartment with nothing in it,and he could not leave.the only way for him to get food was if viewers sent it to him.the longer he staid in the apartmant the more thing`s he won.after ten month`s he won some toilet paper and a pair of ladies under pants that were to big for him.i lost track of the show and haven`t heard about it since.do`s anyone know what happened to eggplant and what his eventual grand prize was?
we have alot of people from diferent country`s here,do you have any wacky tv show`s?