OlderTom
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Don't forget the Sydney BBQ
by OlderTom incoming really soon i promise.
in fact it's only just around the corner.
don't miss out or you won't inherit the t bone.. if you're not with us then you must be....... somewhere else.. oldertom
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The Sydney BBQ on really soon
by OlderTom inwe are having our second bbq in sydney soon.
all who are close to sydney are invited byo everything.. phone or e-mail me or ozziepost for details if you would like to come.
don't wory about getting caught by the evil elder class, we have a very elaborate security system in place but you need to e-mail us to find out how it works.. hope to see you there, oldertom
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To Younger Tom re: Sydney BBQ
by OlderTom inyounger tom.
never you mind about the real tom.
if i see his face i have a surprice for him.
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Next Aussie BBQ in Sydney
by OlderTom infree booze!!.
now that i have your attention, well all you aussies anyway.. if you would like to come to the next sydney bbq, email me so that i can do some planning just in case ozziepost is too busy to organise the next bbq.. we were thinking of either late this month or early next month.. you will need to e-mail one of the group to find the details.. as always it's byo everything.. how about it younger tom?
bring the missus and the youngens.. hope to see you there, older tom
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Does the Watchtower break up famelies?
by OlderTom inmy word it does.. when i started studying with the witlesses all of my family and inlaws deserted me for following a stupit cult.
my wife divorced me and my children won't talk to me.. that's ok because according to jdubs that proves it's the truth.. as i progressed in "the truth(tm)" all my friends started to abandon me because i was always going to those booring meetings.. when i found someone i liked in "the truth" and started associating with her, some of my witness friends tried to break up the friendship.. ie break up another family before it even starts.. after i married her without getting the elder permission, some of my jdub friends tried to df me, to show how much they loved me.. when they failed to df me some of my witless friends decided to shun me anyway even though the elders pronounced us no guilty.. i should have sued the bastards for slander.
today i'd just give him (the instigator) a good hiding.
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The Borg is like a termite mount
by OlderTom inever noticed how the borg is like a termite mount?.
you got your worker termites slaving away for the good of the colony.. the only one with any importance is the queen.
(the board of directors).
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To YoungerTom
by OlderTom inhi tom.
just read the dicussion created/started by your earlier post.. i can see you are going to fit right in.. isn't it refreshing to have a stimulating and lively discussion without any threat of disfellowshipping for disagreeing with the official teachings of the borg.
(the queen in brookly).
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YoungerTom is lidgit.
by OlderTom inwe have a new poster on the board he posts as youngertom.
i know him personnaly.
he's fairdinkum.. i just converted him from lurker to poster.
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The eventuality of man is the same as animals
by OlderTom inwas it ezicle who said the eventuality of man is the same as for the animal, as one dies so does the other.
or something like that.. man has to die because he sinned, that's the price one has to pay.
what sins have animals committed?
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Would you slam the door in his face?
by OlderTom inif a man knocked on your door and introduced himself as jesus christ son of jehovah, would you ask him in and feed him or would you slam the door in his face and call the cops?.
if your daughter came home pregnant and claimed it was an imaculate conception, would you believe her?.
why do you believe in the other virgin birth?.