What argument have I lost?
You wrongly assume that I am a liberal.
I just think that Lil Morphy is a barely literate blowhard.
I come from a background where a gun is simply a practical tool. (Sometimes a tool to intimidate game wardens when your family is caught fishing for salmon with dynamite, or when poaching deer in the Cascade range.)
But it's not an extension of your willy. (That's right Lil Morphy, it's your, not you're.)
In the end, people like Lil Morphy will detract from our rights.
Also, as Lil Morphy would condescendingly say with a sigh and a facepalm, you need to work on you're (sic) reading comprehension ASSUALT is simply not a word in the English language.
I will avoid fondling my guns and go fondle my very sharp knife collection...