Posts by watersprout

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BANG OUT OF ORDER

by watersprout in

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bang out of order seems to have made a couple of posters laugh on here, as they had never heard it before.. it's wierd for me because it's a saying i have always heard/used...good old british slang.. it means that what someone has said is hurtful and unacceptable.. some slang terms from where i come from in the ''black country''.. up the wooden hills - go to bed.

put the wood in the hole - shut the door.

chuffed - pleased.

watersprout

Bloody Brummies need to learn the Queen's English.

I ain't no Brummie! I'm from the Black Country! Grrrrrrrrr...... Lol

Az fer uz 'ampshur 'ogs - we done need no educayshun

Wot ya meen ya doe need to to be learned?? Lol

Faggots are a large meatball.

I loved them as a kid, now i shudder when i think whats in them... MR BRAINS FAGGOTS! Ergh! The name is bad enough. lol

Wanker is always offensive

Yeah that's not a nice word here.

Remember the scene where they sold his television? He was like, "It wos muy fockin telly!!!" I didn't know what he was talking about.

Oh my goodness when i read this i almost laid a dino egg! LMAO! I don't sound like that... My uncle does though, he's from London!

Thanks for that lesson, Sprouty.

Your very welcome

Peace

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BANG OUT OF ORDER

by watersprout in

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bang out of order seems to have made a couple of posters laugh on here, as they had never heard it before.. it's wierd for me because it's a saying i have always heard/used...good old british slang.. it means that what someone has said is hurtful and unacceptable.. some slang terms from where i come from in the ''black country''.. up the wooden hills - go to bed.

put the wood in the hole - shut the door.

chuffed - pleased.

watersprout

Bang out of order seems to have made a couple of posters laugh on here, as they had never heard it before.. It's wierd for me because it's a saying i have always heard/used...Good old British slang.

It means that what someone has said is hurtful and unacceptable.

Some slang terms from where I come from in the ''Black country''.

Up the wooden hills - Go to bed

Put the wood in the hole - Shut the door

Chuffed - Pleased

Clobber - Clothes

Babby - Child

Bonk - Hill

Suck - Sweets, candy

Gammy - Lame

Loff - Laugh

Donny - Hand

Faggots - Pig's organs. (We used to eat these with mashed potatoes and peas)

Fizzog - Face

Lamp - Thrash

Mucker - Friend

Noggin - Head

Noggen yedded - Stupid

My G Grandmother said to my mom when she was a child ''Go up bonk ta shap and get some suck''... My mom came back crying because she didn't know what a ''bonk'' was! Lol

Can anyone else think of any slang terms that others may not have heard??

Peace

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Was I the only one that did this? Or am I really weird?

by cantleave in

when i was a kid i got through a number of the old green bibles!!.

do you remember this bible?.

do you recall the maps on the inside covers?

watersprout

Oh my goodness i remember that bible! I was fasinated by the dinosaur... I would pick the glue off though i never chewed it! Lol

I wouldn't say you are insane.. A little troubled maybe?? Lol.

Peace

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In "Real Life" Are You How You Appear To Be On This Site?

by minimus in

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in real life, i do not ask people questions.. i don't look like the avatar of minimus.. i am very personable and well liked.. and....i'm pretty discerning, should i say so myself..

watersprout

Snoozy i thinks its a chocolate fountain.

I'm afraid i do look like my avatar!

Peace

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Its been awhile. Update on AWSNAP

by AwSnap in

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its been a lonnnng time since i've been on here for any length of time.

this is a good thing: i get bored reading stuff on .

brought up.

watersprout

WOW Awsnap! Thats fantastic news! Really pleased for you.

Peace to you and your family

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Real Jehovah's Witnesses (djeggnog, StandFirm, etc), I'm trying to understand you.

by pirata in

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i'm an active jehovah's witness.

i've obviously lost my faith, that's why i don't feel bad posting here anymore.

i'd probably be disfellowshipped as a division causing, teaching, apostate, faster than you can say "maher-shalal-hash-baz" (isaiah 8:1), should it be found out that i was posting here and did not repent of the things i've said and stop participating in this forum.

watersprout

Shel that was a fabulous post! I really enjoyed it.

Thank you

Peace my sister

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Real Jehovah's Witnesses (djeggnog, StandFirm, etc), I'm trying to understand you.

by pirata in

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i'm an active jehovah's witness.

i've obviously lost my faith, that's why i don't feel bad posting here anymore.

i'd probably be disfellowshipped as a division causing, teaching, apostate, faster than you can say "maher-shalal-hash-baz" (isaiah 8:1), should it be found out that i was posting here and did not repent of the things i've said and stop participating in this forum.

watersprout

@Aguest

Well thanks for the information, though in error.

What you are teaching is Occult Kabalist Zionist Supremacist theory, as handed to the Pharisees (John8:44), when Jesus ID'd them to their face as the formost seed of Satan, in fact Satan's seed in that manifestation on earth, then AND today. You have that teaching hybridized with the Masonic Gentile version in their brothers in the Catholic Church, who are not opposed to them in the skeletal structure, though they play it off as so to the masses, but are the backbone of the sort of Doominati globalist cryptocracy.

*Takes cover*

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What would the world be like if everybody was a Jehovah Witnesses

by TotallyADD in

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on the news the other day they showed a young man after graduating from high school went out and got drunk and had a bad car accident.

he was paralyze from the waist down.

instead of going into deep depression of what he did to himself he started his life over and went to college and was involved in inventing a exoskeleton for disable people.

watersprout

The first thing that came to my mind was that if everyone in the world was a JW, there would be no need for field service.

I'm not a JW and there's no field service for me. Don't have to be a JW for that statement to be effective.

Which would actually make being a JW more tolerable.

Why tolerate it??

Secondly, if everyone was a JW, there would be no wars and very little hatred in the world.

YOU WHAT?? I take it you ahd a decent dubbie upbringing then?? Ask those who have undergone horrific things due to the WT and see if they think the world would be a better place to live under WT rule! I ahve never experienced ''hate'' the way i did in that cult!

I can't see how a world without wars could being worst than a world that's filled with violence and hate.

I agree with you here... The world would be a lovely place to live without wars.

Don't let your dislike of JWs override your common sense.

If it wasn't for ''comman sense'' we would all be dubbies!

Of course the world would be better if everyone was a JW. It'd be boring, but better.

Maybe in your little world! It would be another dictatorship....How could that be better??

Peace

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The Christian Onslaught

by satinka in

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*sigh* i have been noticing lately there are a number of groups of "christians" signing up as members of this forum, with the obvious agenda of gaining converts for their own cult-like religions.

i have been wondering things like:.

hmmm...maybe i'll try ignoring them.. thank you simon for the space to vent.. satinka.

watersprout

Jehovah and Jesus of the WT simply does not exist,

Yes we know! Why are you preaching to the converted?? Not to your beliefs obviously!

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What would the world be like if everybody was a Jehovah Witnesses

by TotallyADD in

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on the news the other day they showed a young man after graduating from high school went out and got drunk and had a bad car accident.

he was paralyze from the waist down.

instead of going into deep depression of what he did to himself he started his life over and went to college and was involved in inventing a exoskeleton for disable people.

watersprout

HELL!