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  November 2015 article- "Boxers or Briefs? The Biblical position on girding your loins"

  by Separation of Powers in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there is no room for self-expression in a cult.

  this weekend's condemnation fest proved that.

  looking forward to the november 2015 article, "boxers or briefs?

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  Well it wouldn't be the first Cult to issue approved underwear.

  That mormon stuff is just plain weird.

  And fugly... 100% Fugly!
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  WHAT TOMO III ACTUALLY SAID!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  first off, i am so happy that " tomo iii" is catching.

  i dont know who said it first, but it's awesome.. i want to see him at a rc and say, " yo!!

  tomo!!

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  Doesn't the Bible also say not everyone is to be a teacher or a preacher?
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  PHOTO : Anthony Morris with ....tight pants on !

  by raymond frantz in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just for laughs someone photoshopoped that .i wonder why .... the letter that proves the sell off kingdom halls in britain.

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  Well done!
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  UK LGBT press responds to Jehovah's Witness Governing Body member Anthony Morris

  by Balaamsass2 in

  1. social
  2. current

  http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/10/jehovahs-witnesses-boss-dont-wear-tight-trousers-theyre-designed-by-homosexuals/.

  get the latest lgbt headlines straight to your inbox with our free daily newsletter.

  advertise.

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  Heaven

  Awesome! The comments are priceless. Thanks for the laugh.
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  Anthony Morris The Third

  by Yondaime in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  when i am3 was going to speak i was ecstatic to hear this lunatic embarass himself.

  after the propaganda indoctrination session, a relative asked me what my spiritual goals were, i told em i want to become a servant before i turn 23 so i could get laid.

  lmfao.

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  Heaven

  Perhaps we could all send some socks to AMIII this XMAS.

  Now THIS would be hilarious! Some of those really colourful stripey socks with the individual toes. Or some Santa socks. Oh Yeah!
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  Inactive ones are bloodguilty?

  by dissonance_resolved in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been thinking about brother morris' statement at the zone meeting this past weekend that inactive ones are bloodguilty.

  bloodguilt is defined as "guilty of murder or manslaughter.

  " murder is #1 on the list of disfellowshipping offenses- all they would have to do is change the wording from "murder" to "bloodguilt" and suddenly there you have grounds to disfellowship anyone who's inactive.

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  Heaven

  My father, an MS and JW for over 25 years, has dementia.

  There is no way he can be an active JW.

  How can someone who is completely incapable of looking after themselves as well as being completely incapable of witnessing be heaped with the responsibiity of 'blood guilt'?!
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  How do you spell "sick, twisted, manipulative, power hungry, and delusional"?

  Psychopath.
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  What the hell is up with token....? He keeps directing his remarks DIRECTLY to bethelites... People are looking semi lost here. Hes also making referances to aspects of bethel life most dubbies have no clue about. Clearly he hasnt followed the tms advice to consider his audience

  Either he's off his meds, or is requiring some.
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  HOW MANY drones allowed round an apathy trolley?

  by hamsterbait in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i saw seven the other day - the girls on one side the men on the other.

  a couple fo them were drinking their starbucks.. so for every hour, 7 of "preaching" can be counted.

  truly jehoobie is expanding the work in this final part of the time of the end!!.

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  Truly jehoobie is expanding the work in this final part of the end of the VERY end of the end of the time of the end!!

  This made me LOL!

  What is the biggest number you have seen gaggling around them?

  I have yet to see the apathy trolley/cart.

  I still wonder what happened to the exuberance of the witness work(tm)?

  I'm thinkin' the lack of Armageddon showing up as predicted ad nauseum may have something to do with it.
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  A close personal relationship with my imaginary friend.

  by Zordino in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i'm sure we've all heard things like; " we need to develop a close personal relationship with jehovah.

  we can ask him to help us through difficult times, he should be our closest friend.

  throw your burden on j. or the ol' jehovah will provide.

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  Just replace 'Jehovah' with any other god'and you quickly see how ridiculous it all is. Example:

  "Develop a close personal relationship with Jehovah Zeus. We can ask him to help us through difficult times, he should be our closest friend. Throw your burden on J Z. Or the ol' Jehovah Zeus will provide."