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How old were you when you lost your virginity...
by butalbee inhow old were you when you lost your virginity and was it all that you thought it would be?????.
i was 19, and my first time was a complete let down.
i envisioned that gothic romance motif, all about romance and love, i didn't know what i was doing, didn't know sex was like that.
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To any of my friends here - last straw
by Celtic inyou have my mail, it would be good to hear from you from time to time, feel welcome to stay in touch, if you need me for whatever reason, know that you may contact me in an emergency and i'll do my best to look after your needs.. kindest regards.
mark
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A really ugly warning to all JW's
by Mindchild inif u r a dub dont go 2 anymore assemblies!
it is possible that you will die.
really.. this is not a nice friendly post to any active jehovah's witness but is something they should read anyway.
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Did you Believe
by WildTurkey inas an active jw, did you really ever believe that you would survive armageddon?
with me, i served as an elder, regular pioneer, was over the book room at district conventions, but i always felt it was not enough, i was never real sure i would survive the big day of god almighty!!
the reason i ask y'all is, i don't think you can feel real sure in a organization that is legalistic and work orientated .
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Watchtower says Dos and Don'ts are out
by ozziepost inamong the latest instructions to the rank and file witnesses is this one:.
"following bible principles, we will avoid trying to live (or demand others to live) by an extensive and rigid set of dos and don'ts that go beyond the teachings of the bible.
" (the watchtower - issue of april 15,2002, page 22, para 15).
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Who's the fluffiest poster on this board?
by butalbee ini nominate myself as dominatrix of fluff, queen of the sex threads, with nothing theologically worthy or biblically challenging to say, unless it has to deal with sex, sex, and more sex.
yes, i live for those sex threads i post so freguently, if it's not snow sculptures of penises, it's does looks really matter, so i crown myself fluffiest poster on this board.. lara
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Wealthy JWs = Higher Position in the Org.?
by AjaxMan ini've read over the past months that jws are not wealthy.
however, i wonder if those that are wealthy, are they in a high position like elders, ms, co, do, bethelites?.
since i know of one here at work who does have yearly travel vacations to locales like las vegas, europe and the caribean.
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Blame Norway
by Abaddon inwell, i am stunned.... ... there i was, like any normal sane rational thinking person, thinking that it's all canada's fault, when it turns out that it's norway all along!.
get this, it's obviously part of a judeao-reptiloid-norweigan conspiracy.... a group of norwegians are demanding the return of the orklands and the shetlands.. now, before the more confused amongst us get worried, this has nothing to do with tolkein or children's ponies.. the shetlands and the orknies are two groups of islands to the north of scotland in the north sea.. they used to belong to the norwegians, dating back to a time when, broadly speaking, whatever norwegians wanted belonged to them (with a little help from a longship and a group of guys in pointy hats waving sharp objects).. this was never contested by england, or scotland, or anyone who liked their head remaining on top of their shoulders, until the king of norway couldn't pony up the loot for a dowery - he was marrying his daughter off to someone who knew what the word 'barber' meant, and didn't wear hats with screw-om horns all the time, and didn't have a surname like 'bloodaxe', social climbing as kings do.. instead, he gave the shetlands and the orknies to the king of england, on the understanding that when he paid up, he'd get them back.. well, this never happened.
quite how someone can forget (maybe it's something to do with the pointy hats) one has written an iou in the form of two, quite large, groups of islands (we're not just talking three acres of seagull shit here), i don't know.
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No windows in K Hs, why?
by rekless indoes anyone have the real reason for this.. i thought that it was for insurance reasons.. is it due to the orgs.
paranoia?.
hell is truth seen too late.
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How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?
by Englishman ini must confess that her ladyship and i lived together for 6 months before we got married, so that must be, er...say 200?.
then we used to spend 3 nights a week gambling in tiberiuss casino, even after we got married, so.....umm, say another 250?.
i must have eaten black pudding, say, 100 times?.