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  This is how JW's view the change in the book study

  by TooBad TooSad in

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  a very good friend of mine is convinced that the change in the book study arrangement.

  is a sign that the end is so near and the jehovah made the change to emphasize the.

  importance of the meetings.

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  The European Union is a sign that the end is near.

  The high price of gasoline in the United States and the weak dollar is a sign that the end is near.

  Tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc. are a sign that the end is near.

  Meeting attendence up, meeting attendence down, more meetings, less meetings- a sign that the end is near.

  New light- a sign that the end is near.

  A black man and a woman running for president of the U.S.A.- a sign that the end is near.

  United States at war in the region of the promised land, twice now- a sign that the end is near.

  I could do this all day.

  The best sign of the end of THEM ALL, is that Satan will step up his efforts to lead sheeple away from the flock'.

  Quick somebody give me a bible reference for that, I think I'll use that next time a JW asks me why I'm at a meeting or assembly. "Are you thinking about coming back to the truth?"

  No actually *whip out bible, flip to page* As you can see here *read verse* a sign of the times is that Satan will step up his efforts to lead sheeple astray...... I'm here by biblical prophesy.
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  American-isms

  by White Dove in

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  what are some words or phrases that people outside of the usa find amusing or interesting?

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  Which brings me to: why are the dates written month-day-year? Doesn't it make more sense to do day-month-year to keep it in a logical sequence? Hmmm

  We write it like we say it, not like a computer may reason. "September eleventh two thousand-one" 9/11/2001
  
  

  Okay now I'm on a roll.. what's the deal with the English language being tweaked? Centre, favourite, organisation, neighbour. And what's more of a slap in the face is when Microsoft Word wants to put zeds in all my words, and I have to tell it "No, actually I'm REALLY writing English, thanks anyway." haha

  You may have noticed we "tweaked" a whole fucking continent out of you empire buddy. Messing with the language we stole in the process is really the least of your problems.
  
  

  Which brings me to zed. The 26th letter of the alphabet. Yep. Sorry folks, it's zed not zee. I think zee started up when Sesame Street needed their song to rhyme.. :-P heh heh

  Sesame Street is the most powerful force on earth, I would not question it. Most important things I learned about life, I learned from Sesame Street (not JayDubs)
  
  

  Oh dear I'm having way too much fun with this. Hey and why do you guys call your main meal an "entree"? The word literally means "entrance" so we use it to describe the lighter, starter meal before the main. Hey so what do you call your entrees??

  I don't call anything entree. I sounds French and I oppose all things French on moral grounds.
  
  

  But seriously, secretly I'm a big time admirer of America. In fact, I plan on spending a lot of time there in the future. :-)

  Most people who aren't retarded share your sentiment. God Bless(ed) America (TM)
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  If you believe in nothing, then how do you know JW's are wrong?

  by slimboyfat in

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  many who leave the witnesses go on to affirm other recognisable sets of beliefs.

  some become christians of various sorts, others tend toward patriotism as a kind of rejection of the anti-patriotic stance of the watchtower, while yet more simply affirm in general the secular values of mainstream society.

  do you believe jehovah's witnesses are wrong?

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  Do you believe Jehovah's Witnesses are wrong?

  Stupid is as stupid does.

  And what do you believe in?

  My own thinking ability.
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  Is the Bible REALLY the "Word of God"?

  by nicolaou in

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  it can be picked apart scientifically and it's prophetic claims don't withstand scrutiny.

  surely god could've come up with something more convincing?.

  if the almighty had started genesis by establishing his credentials thoroughly i'd be more inclined to take the rest of the book seriously.

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  Hmm, and Adam and Eve apparently weren't "perfect" naturally living forever, apparently they were as mortal as we were, but were sustained by this "tree of life". No eating tree of life, die.

  This is idea that they were "perfect" and we are "imperfect" leading to our dying, doesn't seem heavily supported. It sounds like regularly eating from this tree of life is the trick.

  I'll start eating an apple a day to keep the doctor away, and see how things come out.
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  Is the Bible REALLY the "Word of God"?

  by nicolaou in

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  it can be picked apart scientifically and it's prophetic claims don't withstand scrutiny.

  surely god could've come up with something more convincing?.

  if the almighty had started genesis by establishing his credentials thoroughly i'd be more inclined to take the rest of the book seriously.

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  Bring the light,

  It was only the tree of the knowledge of good and bad that was forbidden to eat. The tree of life was not forbidden. Because they ate from the forbidden tree, they were not allowed to eat from the tree of life. There was only one tree forbidden, not two.

  I don't believe in the Bible, but there is that point of the story.

  I see. I will eat from the "tree of researching one's rants so as not to look like a moron" in the future. The conspiracy stands. God said Man could become like him (God) and had to cut off the life to prevent it. And surely man will not die from eating of the tree, man dies from God giving man the shaft. "Surely you shall die" is "surely I shall kill you".
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  HOW do you invision the day of your death...

  by zeroday in

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  i'm a truck driver and thus in one of the highest casulity profession and also ride a motorcycle...will my death be by motor vehicle or natural causes...i wonder sometimes...the moment of death what will it be like...

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  Now I guess I'll need to make piece with some pussy bullshit civilian-type expiration.

  Okay, Lt. Dan.

  IT WAS MY DESTINY. Actually, my family destiny has been fulfilled perfectly. Rather than have a family member die in every war, I've had one avoid/miss just about every war, including myself. Grandpa "missed" WWII and wound up being an intelligence photographer in Japan for a couple years AFTER the war. My dad got a super-good draft number and missed Vietnam. I joined just after Sept. 11, 2001, as a Combat Engineer (one of the most needed combat MOS's in this kind of war), sat out 6 years of global warfare, "almost" went twice, but actually went 0 times. To not get deployed in 6 years as the Army gets "stretched to the breaking point" proves that my family is cursed and none of us were ever meant to go to war. I'm not disappointed, I think I prefer it this way after some time to reflect on my affinity for my various body parts.
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  HOW do you invision the day of your death...

  by zeroday in

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  i'm a truck driver and thus in one of the highest casulity profession and also ride a motorcycle...will my death be by motor vehicle or natural causes...i wonder sometimes...the moment of death what will it be like...

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  Well, I just got out of the Army National Guard. For the past 6 years, I've imagined it being gloriously on the field of battle, lots of gunfire, explosions, blood and writhing in pain with body parts missing. Now I guess I'll need to make piece with some pussy bullshit civilian-type expiration.

  I'm on Inactive Ready Reserve till 2010 (could still be called up even though I'm "out"), so if Obama pulls a Kerry and loses against all reason, maybe I'll get my chance to die like a man.
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  Which is worse, Adam's sin, or God's reaction to his sin?

  by Dirty Rat in

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  when you look at all the pain and suffering in this world, and then wonder why god decided that mankind should pay for one man's sin, with interest on top of that, it's revolting.. no way can the added pain and suffering of billions of people equal the fault that adam did.. .

  ps: this is jh .

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  The God of the bible is a big dick. I don't know how the sole creator of all things develops such self-esteem problems, but its pretty sick to torment people into loving you, whether you're the supernatural creator of all things, or anyone for that matter.

  Good thing he gave me free will so I can say so. You're a Big DICK, sir. Thanks for creating me, now leave me the fuck alone Mr. Crazypants.

  Maybe God needs to sit down with Dr. Phil for a few hours to really get his issues out there. That's the only way the healing can begin.
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  Diary of a thinking to return ex-Jw

  by reniaa in

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  i thought long and hard about posting this but the mis-information on this site finally persuaded me, i already accept many may not accept what i say on face value and get their appologist pens ready for making sure no pro-witness propaganda slips through the net on this site but here goes....... i've been on this forum for a few months my first post was about how i was thinking of returning to jw's and at my sisters recommendation to look at this site for both sides of the story before taking that step.. i faded from jw's 10/11 years ago now i left my hubby at the time divorced him to going on to have more relationships and kids, i was definately given the impression after asking on this site and with what i read that if i tried to return i might face df or at least a jc but definately a couple of elders questioning me over what i've been upto these last few years - none of these have happened.

  i talked with an old jw friend (yes i do have then and she never shunned me quite happily accepted an offer of coffee from me and my asking for a chat) i told her i was interested in going back and was very frank about what i done in the last 10 years but not sure how returning was done now, she quite happily said she go ask for me to find out.. result!

  she came back this week and said "all i had to do was goto meetings again" and an offer of a study was there for me if i wanted it to explore the open doubts that i had expressed i now had.. not quite the fire and brimstone welcome this site led me to believe would happen.. i will keep you posted with further updates if i feel the need to put them in future.. .

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  Reniaa,

  DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. People will give you heartfelt advice based on their own experience and prejudice. It is your life. I think the sum of "OUR" advice is to keep hold of your own thoughts, don't let JW's or anyone push you around. Social controls and "enforced truth" have nothing to do with God, they are the tools of man.

  I don't want to lose you (or anyone) from the community of Ex-JW's but it would be hypocritical to chastize you and demand loyalty to "US", so I wish you the best. The institution of disgruntled Ex-JWs will always be here when you need us.

  Bring_the_Light
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  Is the Bible REALLY the "Word of God"?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it can be picked apart scientifically and it's prophetic claims don't withstand scrutiny.

  surely god could've come up with something more convincing?.

  if the almighty had started genesis by establishing his credentials thoroughly i'd be more inclined to take the rest of the book seriously.

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  22 And Jehovah God went on to say: “Here the man has become like one of us in knowing good and bad, and now in order that he may not put his hand out and actually take [fruit] also from the tree of life and eat and live to time indefinite,—” 23 With that Jehovah God put him out of the garden of E´den to cultivate the ground from which he had been taken. 24 And so he drove the man out and posted at the east of the garden of E´den the cherubs and the flaming blade of a sword that was turning itself continually to guard the way to the tree of life.

  Yeah, I couldn't help but notice God says "man has become like 'one of us'", sounds like a conspiracy to me! Who exactly are god's conspirators?

  and now in order that he may not put his hand out and actually take [fruit] also from the tree of life and eat and live to time indefinite,—”

  God confirms that Satan was telling the truth, and God admits that God lied to Adam and Eve. This is right in the bible, folks. God previously said "you will die" from eating from the tree, nope turns out the tree will cause "live(ing) to time indefinite", God needs to actually keep man from eating, kick him out of the garden, and arrange for Man's death to prevent this. God would have been truthful if he said "I will kill you for trying to be like me".

  There we have it folks!! Satan has certainly gotten a bad rap in this, I think we should send him a card or something. Poor bastard has been the real hero in this saga.