gilwarrior
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How to Get Rid of Witnesses
by gilwarrior inif you want to stop witnesses from coming to your door, here are some questions that will make them uncomfortable:.
1) if your child got into an accident, would you rather let your child die then accept a blood transfusion?.
2) (if the person has been a witness for than 26 years.
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My Story........I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by gilwarrior ini dont remember much about my early years.
my sister and me hated it!
i remember the woman who my mother started studying with came and she gave the card set to her.
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What is the funniest thing that happened to you...
by gilwarrior in...or someone else at a meeting or an assembly?.
for me it was when a brother while at the podium mentioned a party were there were no elders present and proceded to castigate the person who organized the party.
however, the person who organized the party was there and as the brother was going on that person got up and yelled at the brother telling him that he had no right to do that and then he stormed out of the kingdom hall.
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The Birth of a Candy Bar
by gilwarrior inone payday, mr. goodbar wanted a bit-o-honey so he took miss hershey's behind the powerhouse on the corner of clark and 5th avenue.
he began to feel her mounds with his butterfinger.
that was pure almond joy.
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Telltale Signs to See if a Woman likes you
by gilwarrior inpatting her hair or adjusting her nylons upon seeing you.. bad sign.
taking out her compact and freshening her makeup in front of you.. .
looking at you frequently.. bad sign.
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Tombstone
by gilwarrior inat a funeral, the family of a certain individual were mourning the person's death.
then they looked at the tombstone.
on one side of the tombstone it stated the usual, the name of the person, when they were born and when they died.
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another joke
by gilwarrior ina farmer is sitting in front of his porch.
then this guy with two empty buckets walks twords him.
yesterday you were able to get butter from buttercups and the day before you got milk from milkweeds.
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witness joke
by gilwarrior inquestion: what do you get when you cross a jehovah's witness and an athiest?.
answer: someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.