Good Sign
Patting her hair or adjusting her nylons upon seeing you.
Bad Sign
Taking out her compact and freshening her makeup in front of you.
Good Sign
Looking at you frequently.
Bad Sign
Frequently looking at her watch.
Good Sign
Acting flirtatious with you.
Bad Sign
Acting flirtatious with other men.
Good Sign
Leaning back and stretching (showing her breasts to best effect).
Bad Sign
Crossing her arms and legs.
Good Sign
Laughing at your jokes.
Bad Sign
Pretending not to hear your jokes.
Good Sign
Comparing you favorably with her ex-boyfriend.
Bad Sign
Comparing you unfavorably with her ex-boyfriend.
Good Sign
Beating out a drumroll on her thighs, or hips.
Bad Sign
Drumming her fingernails on the tabletop.
Good Sign
Telling you she's got a great little apartment.
Bad Sign
Telling you her apartment is a mess.
Good Sign
"Gimme a call."
Bad Sign
"I'll call you."
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"