At a funeral, the family of a certain individual were mourning the person's death. Then they looked at the tombstone. On one side of the tombstone it stated the usual, the name of the person, when they were born and when they died. On the other side of the tombstone was the dead person's recipe for chili.
On the bottom it stated:
"For years you guys wanted to know my secret for making chili and I told you the only you would find out would be over my dead body."
TRUE STORY!