and correct them and say, 'no no you hump, i'm one of jehovah's witnesses', as in, 'i'm not alone fella, i'm one of many.
you mess with me, you mess with all of us.
do you not know that at any time i could summon a legion of other witnesses?'.
You are lucky while in "service" what us "worldly" people said once the door slammed shut. "Get a life" was one of the phrases that was polite.
I don't want to annoy "witnesses" , but imagine if athiests wandered around and started on the evils of religion at your doorstep.
For those of you that have stopped this mind melting activity, I am glad you realized what a complete waste of time it was. Good on ya!
i saw this the other day.
the washington post apparently has a yearly contest where readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words -- and the winners were .
1. coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
A testicle is what you give your girlfriend to find out if she is ticklish! test-tickle?
spoonerism: noun; william a. spooner - educator and clergyman;.
the transposition of the initial sounds of two or more words.. tairy fales.
parrots and ceas.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Also reminds me of a question someone asked me recently. Did God invent man, or did man invent God?
sunday's daily text sunday september 23, 2007 - he that feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has everlasting life.
- john 6:54. john 6:54.. .
upon hearing jesus' words, "many of his disciples .
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jn++6:54 interesting For sure. I will pass this on to my jw associate.
A kitchen that cleans itself up, 'cause no one here but me will. And one of those food dispensers from the 24th century. The Enterprise people have it made. For entertainment - a holodeck!
i know this has probably been asked before but, how did you find jwd?.
i know that my life hasn't been the same since.
i love reading through peoples experiences and comparing them to my situation.
Reccomended by another website. I was looking for info about the WT because of an associate who told me about this wonderful place he says he's going to. No, not Disneyland, but some mystical place. My suspicions were right-just another cult. Spirit creatures??? Ya right.
it was a total sermon about their (islam) version of god and how he feels about the entire scientific and academia communities.
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your take on the whole thing?.
At first I supported his right to free speach 'till I heard the poison spewing fourth. Another hohocaust denier. Bla bla bla bla Islam.
Only good news about Islam is the 72 virgins waiting for us. Well, myself and Rosie O anyway.
okay, so i'm planning my own birthday party/get-together/something as i want to do something fun for my 21st.. the thing is.. i don't know what to do, besides go out and get drunk.
most of friends... okay the two or three i have... are now use to *not* having to get me anything because they are cheap and took advantage of knowing a jw kid.
but, now i want to do something and i have no idea about doing it.. it stil seems kinda silly to me, to celebrate a day that is like any other day, but i will be twenty-effing-one and i've never been a drinker or party-type-guy.
Celebrating a birthday is important because you are still on the planet, and just as important as everyone else!!! A trip to a high end restaurant is always a spirit lifter. Enjoy.
bush to skip u.n. talks on global warming by steven lee myerspublished: september 24, 2007washington, sept. 23 dozens of world leaders are to gather at the united nations on monday for a full agenda of talks on how to fight global warming, and president bush is skipping all the days events but the dinner.. his focus instead is on his own gathering of leaders in washington later this week, a meeting with the same stated goal, a reduction in the emissions blamed for climate change, but a fundamentally different idea of how to achieve it.mr.
bushs aides say that the parallel meeting does not compete against the united nations process hijacking it, as his critics charge.
they say that mr. bush hopes to persuade the nations that produce 90 percent of the worlds emissions to come to a consensus that would allow each, including the united states, to set its own policies rather than having limits imposed by binding international treaty.. its our philosophy that each nation has the sovereign capacity to decide for itself what its own portfolio of policies should be, said james l. connaughton, the presidents chief environmental adviser.
And now it's time for great moments in presidential speaches...............He's not dead? Ok then........ummmmmm.
so, i have a friends bday party at a pub to attend this evening.
she's been a friend of mine since about february.
she bartends at the pub i spent alot of time at before i moved to my new place in may.
If someone gave me a box of chocolates with a few missing, I would laugh so hard I would be s%^&tting chocolate. But that's me.
A 20 dollar gift certificate to a coffee shop or inexpensive restaurant would be more than enough. Remember if you overdo it, some people might think they are obligated to reciprocate. It's awkward for a short relationship.
