Topics Started by helncon

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Elf yourself
by helncon in
1. social
2. entertainment
not sure if anyone has come across this site yet .

elf yourself!!!!!!.

http://www.elfyourself.com.
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Work Christmas Party!!!!!!!! What are you doing????????
by helncon in
1. jw
2. friends
this year we have a themed christmas party.. gangster/mafia...... what to wear.. was going to wear a flapper dress but hey who has a body to wear one of those...lol...... so its going to be a gangster moll outfit.

hubby he is wearing a black suit with a black shirt and white tie.. will post pics of the night (16/12).. i have rumours that they give out 'trophies' for things that have happened throughout the year or if you have a 'quality' ( i know one girl who is very chatty and i think they are going to give her a set of those chatty teeth that you wind up).

so what are you doing for your works christmas party???????.
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Men are just happier people
by helncon in
1. social
2. humour
what do you expect from such simple creatures?

your last name stays put.

the garage is all yours.. wedding plans take care of themselves.
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An Athiest
by helncon in
1. social
2. humour
an atheist was walking through the woods.

'what majestic trees'!

'what powerful rivers'!
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The greatest illusion
by helncon in
1. social
2. humour
okay you smart guys out there, figure this one out .

"the intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.

we have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.".
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How long do you greive?
by helncon in
1. social
2. family
as i was driving home from work tonight i was feeling uneasy which was unusual for me and then it occured to me that it was a close friends death anniversary(13-06-93), reflecting on my way home i thought of the good times that we had(i had known this person since i was 7 till he died at 16) and for the first time in many years this year i have felt at ease with this as the previous years i have always been a mess.. i still think of others who have died over the years but think of the positive and no longer feel the sad pain anymore.

have i moved on?.

so i ask how long does it take to actually get over the pain and hurt from loved ones dieing?.
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For women over thirty!
by helncon in
1. social
2. humour
this is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...and for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!....

this was written by andy rooney from cbs 60 minutes.

andy rooney says:.
Philosophy of ambiguity
by helncon in
1. social
2. humour
1. don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.2.

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. atheism is a non-prophet organization.. 4. if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?.

5. the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.. 6. i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?
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Happy Easter
by helncon in
1. social
2. humour
just don't get egged.

http://egg.d21c.com/egg.swf.
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Is it just because i was raised a JW?
by helncon in
1. watchtower
2. bible
yesterday (sunday) we went to our daughters church for family service as they have these at the end of each term for the kids club (sunday school) and if you don't know about my beliefs that i don't have any and i am one not wanting to have anything to do with any religion.. anyway there are a few things that caught my attention during this service as i normally tune out but they were talking about how jesus was telling a parragul (sp?

) about sowing the seeds and then it all came flooding back of the memories about how the jw used this, and you know it was strange as this church was saying things almost identical to what the jw would say.. this is not what i was wanting to mention but i thought this was interesting.. so after all the service they have a morning tea for everyone afterward and i got talking to the minister/father/pastor (don't know what the head person called) wife and the subject come about christmas and i told her that this was not as important as when jesus died and that he wasn't even born on 25th december she was taken back that he was not born on this day as i told her he was born earlier in the year and i explained how this is the reason, she was gob smacked!.

i thought this was common knowledge so i wonder if she will go back to her husband and ask questions if this is true.. so i ask the question is it common knowledge that jesus was not born on this day and it is a pagan holiday or is it a jw thing.