I suggest Barnsley Congregation be the first to get one
Ha ha very funny Simon. Yes that was totally embarrasing yesterday getting beaten by them. Never mind we'll give Inter a good stuffing on Tuesday!
Hope your well mate.
it would be great wouldn't it?
if there was a room at the back of the hall that had a bar with a selection a fine handpulled ales & spirits.
the lights were lowered slightly, and some background tunes (not kingdom melodies) were playing, and there were some nice cosy chairs to lounge in.. after the meeting you could and have a few pints and have a laugh about how boring crap someones talk was.
I suggest Barnsley Congregation be the first to get one
Ha ha very funny Simon. Yes that was totally embarrasing yesterday getting beaten by them. Never mind we'll give Inter a good stuffing on Tuesday!
Hope your well mate.
it would be great wouldn't it?
if there was a room at the back of the hall that had a bar with a selection a fine handpulled ales & spirits.
the lights were lowered slightly, and some background tunes (not kingdom melodies) were playing, and there were some nice cosy chairs to lounge in.. after the meeting you could and have a few pints and have a laugh about how boring crap someones talk was.
Aye if you liked your weed, you could have a week smoking room too! You could have a room full of different kinds of Hashish for you to choose and get totally smashed on.
Imagine being sat there passing bit fat long cones around the room and maybe even have a couple of bongs on the go aswell?
it would be great wouldn't it?
if there was a room at the back of the hall that had a bar with a selection a fine handpulled ales & spirits.
the lights were lowered slightly, and some background tunes (not kingdom melodies) were playing, and there were some nice cosy chairs to lounge in.. after the meeting you could and have a few pints and have a laugh about how boring crap someones talk was.
Jordan Dreamthong!
it would be great wouldn't it?
if there was a room at the back of the hall that had a bar with a selection a fine handpulled ales & spirits.
the lights were lowered slightly, and some background tunes (not kingdom melodies) were playing, and there were some nice cosy chairs to lounge in.. after the meeting you could and have a few pints and have a laugh about how boring crap someones talk was.
It would be great wouldn't it? If there was a room at the back of the hall that had a bar with a selection a fine handpulled ales & spirits. The lights were lowered slightly, and some background tunes (not kingdom melodies) were playing, and there were some nice cosy chairs to lounge in.
After the meeting you could and have a few pints and have a laugh about how boring crap someones talk was. Or you could have some banter about whose football team's doing it or not. Or it could give you an opportunity to make a move on that sister you've always liked.
I bet you then the meeting attendance wouldn't be slacking off as is the case with many KHs today!
LFCv
based on my research the last few months, i think i realize what heaven is.
this is not a new concept, and i'm sure many have come to this conclusion... .
thousands of years ago, the belief was an 'earth-centric' universe.
May 25th 2005 at Istanbul.
you know we all took a risk in leaving the jehovah's witness organization .
and for many of us this risk has proved to be a positive force in our lives .
it has opened up a new possibility of an uncharted, yet exciting future for us to pursue , whether it be going back to college and getting an education , or if we are religious , some here have found a more appropriate religion for themselves.
Positive thinking: Risks present opportunities.
Negative thinking: Risks present unnecessary danger.
LFCv
i'm not much of a reader really, but i'm halfway through reading this book at the moment and i am really enjoying it.
stephen king has such a wild imagination, he really is a truly talented man.. i loved the film aswell, i think jack nicholson's acting in this film is sublime.
jack's acting combined with king's imagination, and stanley kubrick's directing combine to form a true masterpiece.. any other fans of this book/film?.
I'm not much of a reader really, but I'm halfway through reading this book at the moment and i am really enjoying it. Stephen King has such a wild imagination, he really is a truly talented man.
I loved the film aswell, i think Jack Nicholson's acting in this film is sublime. Jack's acting combined with King's imagination, and Stanley Kubrick's directing combine to form a true masterpiece.
Any other fans of this book/film?
LFCv
well, this is one of 2 groups i will post tonight .
i'll post my other favorite current group later as i have to go to dinner.
but u 2 is one of my favorite current active groups performing still.
Mr Flipper, we must share similar music tastes because U2 are another fave band of mine. Anyway heres mine;
Fave albums;
1. The Joshua Tree
2. The Unforgettable Fire
3. Achtung Baby
Fave tracks;
1. One Tree Hill
2. With or Without You (but slightly spoiled because it's been overlplayed due to its commercial success)
3. A Sort Of Homecoming
LFCv
for me it was bible reading, where you could express your own opinion, in line with present truth of course.. pre the change it was awful listening to some fool telling you his opinion of bible highlights.
well like a lot of other people here, it had to be the closing 'Amen'. Then i could go home and get tucked into my Whisky.
LFCv
in all the years i was a witness, i must admit there were some pretty funny things that i can remember.
i can't forget the time after i had given a public talk and the sister who played the piano ran from the bathroom to the piano with half of her dress still tucked in her pantyhose.
brothers and sisters were trying in vain to run down the long aisle but to no avail.
One Sunday meeting, we had this old fella do a public talk. But instead of a 45 minute standing sermon, he chose to do a video slide show instead. His show was on the theme of nature, life, creatures, creation etc.
During the talk, he was speaking on the topic of 'ORGANISMS', but when he was speaking, he kept mistakenly calling them 'ORGASMS' by accident, seemingly unawareley! The first time he spoke it, it was silent across the hall apart from one or two heads twitching here and there. The second time he spoke it, there was the odd snigger around the place. The third time he mentioned it, there was a clearer & louder tittering going on by a lot of people, and the fourth time there was loud outbursts of laughter by a few persons.
All the time, this old Brother just did not realise he was saying "orgasms" instead of "organisms", and every time he said it, it just got funnier and funnier.
Maybe he was a bit cenile in his old years perhaps, or maybe he was a bit of a pervy. Whatever the reason, he gave us all a good laugh that day. One of the very few better days at the Kingdom Hall.
LFCv