Is this website like the Onion, everything is made up? or is this priest really that dumb?
dustrabbit
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I won't cut my beard!
by caballoSentado insome time ago i learned of the un affair & saw the truth...i am fading away now so i have not been attending meetings regularly for some time, specially the book study.
two days ago, i learned that a letter was read in my book study regarding personal attire, and it was said that one should not grow a beard (this letter was not read in any of the other book studies).
they say you are not a good christian, you are not spiritual, if you grow a beard.
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My dad has always worn a beard as far back as I can remember...except for once.
The CO challenged my dad's claim that he suffered from skin rashes on his facial due to exposure to Agent Orange. Whenever my dad shaved, his face felt like it was a on fire and an unnatural shade of red...my dad tried for a month, i think, to go sans beard and his skin went raw like nothing i've ever seen before. Result = the damn CO shut his piehole. -
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YES! I AM FREE AT LAST!
by Kjell Hedblom ini just got out from jw bye a d.f.
4 weeks ago after 44 years as an active jw.am i insane or why am i having that great feeling of freedom??
i am sitting here infront of the computer having a cold beer and just enjoying life.shouldnt i be crying and having a depression sitting here in tears over missing all my jw friends that now are vanished??.
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Hey, Congrats on your DFing...
Now here's some advice from me to you: Don't get too worried, you're out...better late than never.. -
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JWMatch.com hottie of the week...
by dustrabbit inokay folks:.
it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.
but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.
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Today's hottie comes from Orlando, Florida. Give it up for:
Chulita!
http://members.jwmatch.com/profile.php?J13576
the dustrabbit's commentary: She doesn't know how to describe herself... she relies on her friend --> read: succombs to mind control...
her own words:
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Since I really don't know how to best describe myself, I had my best friend tell me what she thinks of me and this is what she said: "She is a very social person who is much loved and respected by all close to her. She's kind, generous, loving, compassionate, and overall a very happy person who makes people laugh. She has a beautiful personality which attracts all who she comes in contact with. She's very independent and maybe a little stubborn at times. One thing is for sure, if anyone is ever in need of a shoulder to cry, an ear to just listen, or a smile to make you laugh, she's the one to go to."
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Dustrabbit's note: oh yuck, all this touchy-feely stuff...i need to hurl....-----------
I hope that best describes how others view me. About my hobbies, well I love to cook and entertain at home. Also, I've always been somewhat of a traveler. I love to learn from other cultures and meet brothers from around the world. My favorite country right now would be Italy. I am very physically active... I love to rollerblade, go to the gym, and especially Latin Dancing... Merengue and Salsa!!
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dustrabbit's note: Oh, yeah...the "Good Wife"...tell me, Chulita, does cooking = popping a Swanson's Hungry Man TV Dinner into the microwave?Dancing? Isn't that Df-able? I mean, the sensuality of Latin Dancing...isn't that immorality just waiting to happen?
And when I was in the dubs....going to the gym was frowned upon: for vainity and possible immorality with another gym member...
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I have many personal and spiritual goals set, which I hope to accomplish with Jehovah's guidance and help. I had planned to move to Europe this summer and serve there with a sister, but unfortunately our plans had to be postponed for personal reasons. We are hoping to continue with our plans for next summer... Jehovah willing.
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Dustrabbit's notes: With a "sister"? Not a brother? What is the nature of this relationship, hmm? Answer the question...ve have vays of making you talk...Edited by - dustrabbit on 29 June 2002 13:24:1
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regarding jwmatch.com
by QUEENIE inin all serious i hope you jws make a love connection with the person of your dreams with someone you really deserve through this www.jwmatch.com....have a great time connecting up....sincerely queenie and gang
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dustrabbit
Thanks, Matty *wink* *wink* We won't tell a soul...
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A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary ini think it's time bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "read god's word the bible daily.
i was thinking: .
oh what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!
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"Pedophile tested, Governing Body approved."
"Vampire-free Zone: No blood."
"The Watchtower Tract Society: Dipfucks welcomed."
"The Blind REALLY are leading the Blind."
"The Watchtower: It's more than just colorful toilet paper"
"Young People Ask: What in the hell were my parents thinking?"
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A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary ini think it's time bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "read god's word the bible daily.
i was thinking: .
oh what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!
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"Get Your Free Bethel Boy here....(while supplies last)"
"...the few, the hopeless, the Bethel Corps..."
"...To Osama: Phffft. You missed us."
"To Annan: With Love."
"Prince: Live at Bethel for one night only...The 'Let's Go Crazy' Tour"
"We may have lost the Gloved one, but we've got the Royal Purple Ass himself..."
"Welcome Williams Sisters....leave your skimpy suits at the door."
"It takes a Kingdom Hall to raise a scandal..."
"Insomia? Read the Watchtower."
"Say 'no' to oral sex, or any sex for that matter."
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A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!
by Mary ini think it's time bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "read god's word the bible daily.
i was thinking: .
oh what a web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!
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dustrabbit
How about:
"Collect all six of the You Know's "Aposto-doll" line...Today!"
"The Jehovah's Witnesses Garuantee: Get your (almost) free Watchtower and Awake served bi-weekly at the hands of pedophiles, Bethel Boys, or assorted hypocritical assholes."
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"We're Jehovah's Witnesses....and we still say we're better than you."
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"Your free Prince CD with a purchase of this week's Watchtower or AWake magazine."
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"The light has changed again."
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"Read the Watchtower and Awkake daily... meeting the educational needs of redneck high-school dropouts everywhere."
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"JWMatch.com.....serving horny, lonely Wintesses with an Internet love connection."
(or "Psst. www.JWMatch.com....pass it on..."
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A picture of Koffi Annan of the UN in bed with whoever current President of WTS is and the following headline:"Building a comfortable relationship with the world...cheek to cheek."
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"Yes, our members are no saints....but neither are those Cathloic priests..."Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 23:23:16
Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 23:27:12
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Lisa:
The 14.95, batteries not included is my remark...You Know isn't that funny...granted he caught me off-gaurd with the Aposto-dolls after I challenged him to do one better this his weak, "kid/hot chocolate" remark. -
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What are you listening to right now?
by LDH inthe soundtrack of o brother, where art thou?.
lisa
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dustrabbit
#1 Remixes Album from Lisa Stansfield...
Lisa: I dig "Simply Red Greatest Hits" cd....and yes, Mick can croon.