To: You Know

morloc

Don't you ever check your email?

morloc

You Know

Uh, yes, right, sorry, I am just putting on the coffee. Check your box in about an hour once the caffinated infusion starts to take effect. Have a great day bro.

/ You Know

dustrabbit

Hey, You Know....

Uh, yes, right, sorry, I am just putting on the coffee. Check your box in about an hour once the caffinated infusion starts to take effect. Have a great day bro.

"Caffinated infusion"? Isn't that a little like "nicotine infusion"? Isn't that admitting that you have an addiction? That's a DF-able offence, YOU KNOW!

"Bro"?!? Sounding a little like Keanu Reeves, don't YOU KNOW?

You Know

Hey, kid, maybe in a few years mom and dad will let your drink something other than hot chocolate. / You Know

"kid"? I'm 30, you dipfuck. a classic dipfuuck line b/c your feeble little mind can't come up with something original. Here, let me give you a retort that you can use in future flame wars: "night soil". or how about one in Mandarin Chinese: "ben dan" (sounds like: "bun done")...sounds exotic, no?
Believe me, You Know, I promise I won't tell anyone you got it from me.

The alcoholic spirits I drink here in China would make your head spin, You Know...nothing in america is strong enough to compete with "wulongyue" (spelling?) or "maotai jiu"...not even Jack Daniels.

next time, You Know, find a different line of attack.

Go out and kill a socialist, terrorist-leaning puppy for Jesus, you night soil freak.

the dustrabbit

TheOldHippie

Sounds like SOMEONE'S head is spinning all right ...............

Celia

What's with the Dustrabbit ? Caffinated infusion is a great expression, and that's what coffee is. Are your eyes open now YK ? I am not quite there either before my first sip of caffinated infusion early in the morning

dustrabbit

Celia:

The Dustrabbit is pissed off and looking to pick a fight/flame war with You Know.
It's been a long time since I've had a worthwhile, knockdown, protracted, dragged-out, get-down-and-dirty flame war.

You Know

I am thinking about marketing a line of wind-up aposto-dolls. Where you just say the name Jehovah's Witness or Watchtower and they flop over and start cursing in tongues and spewing green pea soup out of their nostrils. (Green pea soup mix sold separately) LOL / You Know

Edited by - You Know on 28 June 2002 7:46:59

dustrabbit

Would that be in addition to marketing a set of JW Dolls?

Meet "Ruth": Show her the falsehoods of JWs and she curls up in a fetal postion.

Then don't forget to collect her other "friends":

"Ezekiel": Have oral sex in front of him and he reports you to a JC.

"Nahum": A member of the JC....asks all the unpleasant questions and wants the dirty details. Comes with an accessory: a stick up his ass.

"Eve": A child-abusing Sister with an attitude.

On sale for $14.95. Batteries not included.

Not recommended for children under the age of five....

(Oops, I guess You Know is barred form having one.)

Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 7:51:25

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