everyone remember a few years ago with the gb decided that the rank and file witness just wasn't bugging the hell out of enough people because no one was ever home saturday morning?
they came up with the brainstorming idea to approach people in parking lots!!!
(ya, that goes over reeeeeeeal well)......as if going to the person's home to tell them about their imminent death wasn't bad enough, now ya gotta tell them when they're out shopping!
It really makes me wonder when the GBs will try telemarketing! Or,
"Jesus Fax". How about "You got Jehovah email!"
Oh lord, I better shut the hell up, there are spies here, you know.
I'd hate to give them any new ideas and not get a cent from it.
the dustrabbit
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend...maybe."
Celia:
The Dustrabbit is pissed off and looking to pick a fight/flame war with You Know.
It's been a long time since I've had a worthwhile, knockdown, protracted, dragged-out, get-down-and-dirty flame war.
alternative definitions to wts-related words and terms .
* 'great crowd' - a large group of people who turned up too late to catch the bus to heaven.. .
* 'prophetic date' - a type of fruit that may look good on the outside, but which some people find leaves a bitter after-taste, and others find too hard to swallow.. .
Watchtower and Awake magazines: Two Bibical-based magazines that claim they can provide all of the Daily Recommended Allowance of Educational Needs of rednecks
Home schooling: An alternative to public school for young Dubs. All educational materials included in the WTS recommended educational course outline: Bible, Watchtower, and Awake magazines (see above).
Chaperone:
To Dub parents: A nice old lady who used to be the kids' babysitter. New mission: Don't let the kids discover the birds and the bees.
Chaperone:
To the young Dub couple: An old, bitch who just won't keel over and die at the appropriate moment.
"Young People Ask": A weak version of Public Service Announcements. Not to be confused with realistic advice.
Masterbation: Me-ism with a twist.
Judicial Committee meeting: A "fact-binding" mission comprised of horny old men who can't afford Viagra.
Apostates: Any Dubs smart enough to wake up and smell the coffee and can now see the REAL "new light."
"New Light": A group of old, horny, viriginal men lighting up on some big fat green cigarettes or peyote....take your pick, name your poison.
"Worldly" people: The fun crowd.
The Great Crowd: The boring crowd.
Jehovah's Witnesses: The Church of Used Car Salepeople.
District Conventions: for teens and single males (and more than a few females): T & A scouting parties
for kids: hell.
for adults: a chance to get off from work and to be bored silly.
Any version of the JW Songbook: An excuse for any poor sap who couldn't make it in a off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off-way-fuckin'-off-Broadway musical.
Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 7:14:53
"kid"? I'm 30, you dipfuck. a classic dipfuuck line b/c your feeble little mind can't come up with something original. Here, let me give you a retort that you can use in future flame wars: "night soil". or how about one in Mandarin Chinese: "ben dan" (sounds like: "bun done")...sounds exotic, no?
Believe me, You Know, I promise I won't tell anyone you got it from me.
The alcoholic spirits I drink here in China would make your head spin, You Know...nothing in america is strong enough to compete with "wulongyue" (spelling?) or "maotai jiu"...not even Jack Daniels.
next time, You Know, find a different line of attack.
Go out and kill a socialist, terrorist-leaning puppy for Jesus, you night soil freak.
the dustrabbit
Hey, You Know....
Uh, yes, right, sorry, I am just putting on the coffee. Check your box in about an hour once the caffinated infusion starts to take effect. Have a great day bro.
"Caffinated infusion"? Isn't that a little like "nicotine infusion"? Isn't that admitting that you have an addiction? That's a DF-able offence, YOU KNOW!
"Bro"?!? Sounding a little like Keanu Reeves, don't YOU KNOW?
okay folks:.
it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.
but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.
Okay, Handsome:
Don't explode...you'll feel better in the morning, I promise....
email: [email protected]
god, this has to be the wierdest thread I've concocted....
handsome's initals must be the same as mine, but that's not me..we're two different people....
he must be somewhere in colorado, new mexico, wyoming, or kansas or bum fuckin' egypt while I'm stuck in China for a little while longer....
but dude, don't worry about her not talkin' to ya b/c of one picture...because:
a) the chances are nil/low that she comes here....she's got JWMatch.com to keep her company
b) if it's meant to be, it's meant to be....
c) she might actually enjoy it...but if in doubt, don't tell her the purposes of why you want the photo.
and if you're really worried about it, I can always post it to my restircted-access on
http://groups.msn.com/exJWsRaw
she won't be on there, that's for sure b/c you have to apply and i know who's who....by the way, you're invited to join. but when you're applying just let me or MrMoe know who you are on this board, okay?
hey REBORN2002: this pix could be my first "exclusive" material for exJWsRaw.
edited to add: I'm feeling wicked
Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 5:41:37
Edited by - dustrabbit on 28 June 2002 7:56:45
in all seriousness, i would like to know from anybody in this forum if anybody on here had ever experienced such an "annointing".
even though i do not believe in the tower and its teachings for a couple of years now, i would always question the supposed "feelings" an "annointed" person was suupposed to have.
in light of younger people claiming to be of this "annointed class" in recent years, i question their motive and all of those that were older which were most likely "annointed'".. thanks
I think it was the Memorial I went to in '86 (held in of all places Aurora [CO] North High School) that was co-led by one of those "annointed" folks...he actually tried to be a little discreet about partaking right there on the stage....moved off to the side and held his head down low as he sipped and eat the bread....
then there was this "remnant" brother who had severe MS...had a lot of people's sympathy...i wonder if he's dead yet? but nobody questioned his claim to being "annointed". but this one sister who was "born in the truth" and claimed to be "annointed" seemed to be questioned by quite a few behind her back....sexism perhaps?
the "stock" answer I heard often when I was growing up: "It's like being a boy or a girl. You don't need to ask yourself which sex you are...you just know."
I guess they've never heard of transgendered people....
the dustrabbit
she wore the necklace with the sapphire colored stone, .
in the forest she danced, free and alone, .
her beautiful laughter was like a song, .
...she was saved by Jesus...
...but a funny bunny named...
....Wayne Gretzky steals...
...and SCORES!
okay folks:.
it's me, i'm back after giving my university students' their final exams.
but in a few weeks i should be heading back to the good ol' us of a.. but anyways, i've infiltrated jwmatch.com.
Handsome,
are you a troll, a current JW, or JW who wants to escape? By the way, are you in Colorado? Where's the best place to eat at the Denver Pavillions?
So are you really going to post of a picture of her? I've got to see this to believe it.
So, can you explain about her mentioing her past lingerie modelling and the cross in the picture? I'm just curious how she could mention this in her profile and not expect other JWs to get the wrong idea, if she's as rockhard (were you intending a sexual pun?) Christian as you say she is.
the dustrabbit
many of you know what a year i have been having... .
things got a wee bit worse for me... .
i work for a non-profit membership based high-technology corporation.
Gosh, Moe, i hope things will be ok...
I'm not good at offering good job advice, but you do have my sympathy.
the dustrabbit
