Topics Started by Clam
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Nun and the Angels
by Clam inthree hells angels are sitting at a table in a greasy-spoon .
when in walks a nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to .
eat.
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I was late to the joke thread yesterday...
by RisingEagle intyrone started an outstanding thread yesterday, but i was late (again).
here are some submissions for 1/2 credit.
two blondes living in oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'which do you think is farther away ... florida or the moon?
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Build a Better Mouse Trap Joke
by Clam ina slow witted man walked into a patent office.
he walked up to .
the patent officer and said, "hey, i've got a new idea for a .
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Physicists suggest new product safety warnings
by Clam inas scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent .
trend towards legislation which requires the prominent .
placing of warnings on products that present hazards to .
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Armageddon in the Cold War
by Clam ingrowing up in the 60s and 70s, the threat of a potential nuclear war was never too far from my mind, and often in my dreams.
in fact it sometimes used to scare the hell out of me.
i even remember as a small child playing a game where i had to play catch against a wall.
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A Journey of Discovery
by Clam inthe monks reply, "we can't tell you.
the man says, "if the only way i can find out what is making .
says, "the sound is beyond that door.
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Rogue Sentences Ruining Good Stories
by Clam injust been pondering how rogue sentences could change everything.. for example:.
"thanks eve but i don't really like apples.".
"fight forest fight!".
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Was the Biblical Ruth an eBay Seller?
by Clam inam i reading this wrong?
in the following ebay link at the bottom of the item description it says " thank you for spending the time to view my auction ruth 2:12 ".
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/fully-accomplish-minisrty-notepads-x3-jehovahs-witness_w0qqitemz190043135877qqihz009qqcategoryz3133qqsspagenamezwdvwqqrdz1qqcmdzviewitem.