Posts by valkyrie

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Which country is better to migrate Canada or Australia?
by His Excellency in
1. jw
2. experiences
i am sure nowhere is perfect but if we want to compare these two countries from different prospectives like racism, job, income/spending, quality of life, standard of living etc.

can you please give me a rough idea by sharing your experiences.. .

by the way, i am considering applying for a masters progrmme in any of the two countries.. .
valkyrie

I am going to throw a curve ball at you and suggest looking at South Africa. It's temperate, like California or Florida, without the extremes of Canada or Australia. The braai is the local version of BBQ and just as good an experience, with steaks, sausages and pork rashers. Being black works to your advantage there as you will get sent to the head of the line for education and job opportunities, if you think that kind of advantage is okay.

Odd thinking.

As one, newly-immigrated, non-native black person among tens of millions native black people, he could easily find himself standing at the end of a very long line - for education and job opportunities. Where is the advantage in that?
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Demons in a coffee shop? How would you react?
by laverite in
1. social
2. humour
i just saw this very short two minute video -- brilliant.

it's gone "viral" on the interwebs/nets.

i couldn't help but imagine that if a jw had been in this coffee shop, s/he would have been screaming "jehovah!
valkyrie

Now, I am just a gay superhero so I've lost that particular fear.

So, how does one become a gay superhero? Is there a training academy? Or is qualification automatic, if one has adoring children?
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New NWT- 1 Corinthans 6:9
by XBEHERE in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
1 corinthains 6:9-. or do you not know that unrighteous.

people will not inherit.

gods kingdom?
valkyrie

Ah, I see: I am thinking in literal terms, whereas YOU (old NWT plural indicator ) are thinking of a broader fulfillment.

Disco, lol.

"Submit to homosexual acts" - i.e., accept the offer of a cosmopolitan, get a unibrow judiciously threaded, etc.
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BUM WITNESSES
by The Searcher in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
can anyone save me the stress of listening to the self-appointed faithful & discreet slave for 3 hours, and give a clue as to roughly at what point in the proceedings was the derogatory term 'bum witnesses used, and by whom?

i'd really love to extract that comment and send it to a weakening witness, to highlight the judgmental arrogance and name-calling being displayed.. many thanks in advance folks!.
valkyrie

"... not having leisure time association with non-witnesses."
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Will you download the WT app on Monday?
by bytheirworks in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
will you download the new watchtower app on monday?.
valkyrie

If you guys do, please leave negative review with TTATT. On the Apple's App Store, not one review is below a 5 star. I think we can expose the TTATT even better through this platform. The Watchtower may have to pull it if we can get a good amount of people to participate in the reviews and showing a bad rating on it.

Um... I suggest, instead, piling on more over-the-top praise, thanksgiving, adulation, elation, etc. - to the point of parody.

A much more eye-stopping, humorous takeaway for casual App Store browsers.

"I wish I could give this app 10 STARS **********!!! A worldly ratings system does not do justice to this blessing from Jah's earthly channel of knowledge!"
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New NWT- 1 Corinthans 6:9
by XBEHERE in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
1 corinthains 6:9-. or do you not know that unrighteous.

people will not inherit.

gods kingdom?
valkyrie

Oral sex is sexual act, practised by both homosexuals and heterosexuals. Nothing about the sexual act, itself, defines it as the purview of a particular orientation.

In fact, I dare say that if men could easily contort their bodies, they would eagerly perform the sexual act upon their own bodies: neither homosexual, nor heterosexual - but self-pleasure.
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New NWT- 1 Corinthans 6:9
by XBEHERE in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
1 corinthains 6:9-. or do you not know that unrighteous.

people will not inherit.

gods kingdom?
valkyrie

1 Corinthains 6:9-

Or do you not know that unrighteous

people will not inherit

God’s Kingdom? Do not be misled.

Those who are sexually immoral

idolaters, adulterers,

men who submit to homosexual

acts men who practice homosexuality

Are they preparing to make oral sex a disfellowshipping offense? Submit to homosexual acts...... hmmm

If it is performed between homosexuals- with relish, and without repentance - then, yes.
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Here's what you have all been waiting for - The Revised NWT
by optimusprime in
1. watchtower
2. bible
the new bible is up at jw.org!.
valkyrie

THE BIBLE (2013) - Director's Cut
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New World Translation 2013 download link
by Watchtower-Free in
1. watchtower
2. bible
here is the link to download the brand new new world translation from jw.org:.

http://assets.jw.org/assets/a/nwt/nwt_e/nwt_e.pdf.

here is the link to the new jw library app:.
valkyrie

Oh, my! The spoof-version (by Lucretius76, IIRC), was accurate: scriptural references are supplied page numbers (not only Book-chapter-verse coordinates). I suppose it is now too difficult for 21st century readers to remember the order of the 66 Bible books.
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The handbook issued to American soldiers when they came to Britain in WWII
by konceptual99 in
1. jw
2. friends
plain, common horse sense; understanding of evident truths.. .

they speak the same language.

try to do the same for the british and respect the things they treasure.. .
valkyrie

Where's the part about all the American soldiers stealing the British soldiers' women and getting them pregnant while the British soldiers were away fighting in North Africa and Americans were hanging around British bases going out dancing while waiting to be deployed?

Friendly fire. It happens.