Topics Started by Ellie
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conspiracy theories
by Ellie in.
the rules of this game are that you have to invent a wacky conspiracy theory each go x-files style.
the winner is the first one assassinated for revealing the truth (not much of a prize i know).. i'll start.... blue smarties are filled with toxic e-numbers that mutate sweet kids into chav (trailor trash) like monsters with adhd, brought on by nestle to bring civilisation down to its knees so that they can rule the world
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Pancake Day
by Ellie in.
is anyone else making pancakes tonight?.
i'm going to make some with ice cream and chocolate sauce, unless someone can suggest something better.
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church service joke
by Ellie inan elderly couple was attending a church service, when about halfway through she leans over and says,
i just had a silent fart.
he replies, put a new battery in your hearing aid.
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are British people boring?
by Ellie in.
i've just read a news article that stated that in a recent international survey, britain was voted the best country in the world, but the british people the most boring.. i do wonder what people think of us brits, they seem to have some wild idea that we all drink tea and play cricket, they seem quite unaware of the loutish behaviour that many of us are embaressed about.. what do you think?
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parents please
by Ellie in.
i have 2 children, a 3 year old and a baby.. i spend all my time trying to make my 3 year old happy (i'm not so concerned about georgia as shes only 6 months old), i pack her days with fun things to do and i hate to tell her off as i feel so guilty, i'm so scared of being a bad mum and ruining her childhood.. do any of you other parents feel like this at all?
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chav nativity
by Ellie inthere's this bird called mary, yeah?
she's a virgin (wossat then?
she's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend,joe, innit?
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switched at birth
by Ellie inhave any of you seen the story on the news today about the 2 thai children that were accidentely switched at birth?.
they are 10 years old now and their families have decided to let the children decide if they want to swap back again to live with their biological parents.. what would you do if you had a child and discovered that they had been switched at birth?.
would you want to keep the child you had been raising or would you want your biological child back?
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For the food we our about to eat...
by Ellie in.
it seems odd to me that people thank god before eating, thanking him for providing the food, because it seems like common sense that if he provided us with this food then he failed to provide all the starving people with food too.. does anyone else agree?