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  shopping with the hubby!

  by crazyblondeb in

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  retired husband:.

  after i retired, my wife insisted that i accompany her on her trips to target.

  unfortunately, like most men, i found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

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  Yea...right! Like that's ever gonna happen in my lifetime!!

  U have my permission to shoot me if I even mention the "M" word!!
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  shopping with the hubby!

  by crazyblondeb in

  1. social
  2. humour

  retired husband:.

  after i retired, my wife insisted that i accompany her on her trips to target.

  unfortunately, like most men, i found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

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  RETIRED HUSBAND:
  
  After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
  
  Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.
  
  Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
  
  1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
  
  2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
  
  3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
  
  4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away! This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
  
  5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
  
  6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
  
  7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
  
  8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
  
  9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
  
  10.September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
  
  11.October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
  
  12.October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of 20 funnels.
  
  13.October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
  
  14.October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
  
  And last, but not least:
  
  15.October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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  My parents are having a Turkey day get together and guess who they didn't invite?

  by mrsjones5 in

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  my family and i. f&#*ed up would not even cover how i feel about this.

  i came to california for this?

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  Josie..

  I feel ya!! The important thing is that you had a good day with your family!!

  It's those damn expectations with our families that get us every time!!

  They don't deserve you!!

  shelley
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  LAST DAYS - 1914?

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i just spoke with my jw dad.

  he said that the last days did not start in 1914. he said that the last days don't have a date for starting that it is a general time frame that we are living in now.

  we know that because all of the signs of the last days are seen by everyone.. .

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  LOL that was a good one, josie!
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  Oh I had a dear friend call me today GUESS WHO?

  by mouthy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oompa!!!!!!

  hey girls who is looking for a man!!!?.

  give him a call!!!

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  Granny..

  I'm so glad you got to talk to him!

  Hey...I'm still single!!......LOL

  I have a new number, oompa...pm me if you want to chat again...i'm always here for you!

  i was thinking of you today....and of alot of people on here .....

  shelley
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  How did your Thanksgiving dinner go?....the Pass Out Factor!

  by restrangled in

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  i think mine was a success.....when the men pass out, dinner was good!.

  r..

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  Our dinner was great! Last night, me and my sisters had a slumber party....complete with drinking and laughing!

  I cooked all day! But it was worth it!

  josie....i'd love to slap my momma...but not for THAT reason!!
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  Whoville!

  by TheSilence in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  we are signing up for werewolf whoville right this very minute!

  come on over and play with us, this is one we look forward to each year ;).

  jackie.

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  PEC!! Why haven't you signed up?? There will be plenty of booze!!
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  A question for all ex jws AND JW's here, btw I'm new too

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so far quite dissappointed from what i've seen.

  this is very very important, first i"ll address the non/ex jw then i'll address the jw's (jw's scroll down if don't wanna see the first part).

  i see so many who have concluded that it was not 'god inspired', a lot of what is being done, and their conscience told them that many things conflicted with jesus teachings and the bible.

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  Maybe he's related to trevor!
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  Whoville!

  by TheSilence in

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  we are signing up for werewolf whoville right this very minute!

  come on over and play with us, this is one we look forward to each year ;).

  jackie.

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  I always wouldn't give her any sharp objects....or a pan of boiling eggs!!
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  King David's Saga Continues

  by KingDavidwasframed in

  1. social
  2. family

  for the record, my real name is not david.

  i just have been fascinated on how close my journey has matched his (critisized by my wife, elders trying to assasinate me spiritually, horny as anything) and have always respected the way king david handled himself and was still loved by jehovah despite imperfection.. now i find that my son whom i have raised since 2 (now 15) is either disrespecting me or purposely listening to the lies about me from his mother and those in the congregation and hurting me either directly and indirectly.

  and now find myself trying to figure out how to handle the situation.. his mother tells him that i am not his "real father" (despite adopting him, giving him my name and raising him for 11+ years) and that he has to honor jehovah by going out in service saturdays and meetings on sundays instead of visitation with me (with his sisters, my blood) as "jehovah's service is more important than association with an unbeliever".

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  this is coming from someone is was adopted...do NOT give up on him. You are still his dad!