Weekday afternoons: a soap opera featuring judicial committees, demon possessions, and wives clamoring to be the ones who host the circuit overseer's lunch
Saturday mornings: Sparlock cartoon
Friday evenings: reality show featuring jw dating. Episode 1: How to troll the assembly hall without getting in trouble for leaving your seat. Episode 2: Pretending to be contemplating marriage as a prerequisite to dating. Episode 3: Chaperoned dating for 1 month. Episode 4: The wedding day.
Sunday afternoons: Live soccer tournament--brothers from the West Congregation vs. brothers from the East Congregation playing at the local park
Weeknights: Fashion reality show.

Weekday mornings: Talk show featuring famous jws, followed by a cooking show with Miracle Wheat TM recipies.