My heart goes out to all those Midianite lesbians. They only wanted to avoid the emotional scars and loathsome diseases of gay life, but are instead slaughtered by jehoobie for being straight.
As for intact hymens - it is a common belief among ignorant goat herders and peasants that a woman always bleeds the first time. CRAP. You can only wonder how the women kept their own wisdom secret through the centuries and passed it down mother to daughter: "How to bleed on your wedding night."
HB