Posts by mkr32208

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Totally Busted and Scared!!!!!!

by 2pink in

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my husband and i have been fading/disappearing for a few months now.

we haven't been to meetings in quite some time, but most of our family members live out of the area, so they don't know yet.

so with the spirit of joy that comes from newly exiting a doomsday cult, we have been celebrating all the holidays as well as my 5 year old's birthday (she turned 5 on december 2).

mkr32208

It's you and your husband and your kids who else do you need really? Tell the elders to fuck off!

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Can a witness avoid ever being disfellowshipped or reproved?

by dgp in

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people, a simple question this time.

since the society has such a complex set of rules, how likely is the average witness to be disfellowshipped?

reproved?

mkr32208

Hee hee, I did the denial of baptism. Complete lie of course but how the heck can they prove it? It was so long ago and they don't keep any sort of records. Just tell them, no I never got baptised!

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In the News: DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

by Elsewhere in

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9qisdrpwem.

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mkr32208

I just laughed myself about sick... Thank you for that!

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Why no coverage of the Russian ban in the media?

by highdose in

i mean not just in russia but world wide, wouldn't this be a great oppotunity to educate the public about this cult????.

hint hint people with media contacts....

Because nobody gives a shit about this tiny little nothing cult? I mean what they have 7 million members worldwide? Hell the baptist have that many in florida! They aren't even a blip, they don't matter to anyone but themselves (and us clearly!)

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My Wife is demanding that I stop coming to this board.

by garyneal in

okay, i am in a bit of a dilemma.

since i believe in honesty between marriage mates, i have been telling my wife about this board and my participation on it.

i feel it is only right so that she won't feel like i have anything to hide.

mkr32208

Tell her to show some of that godly headship before you beat her and kick her and smash her in the teeth... (I'll donate a dollar to charity if you know what movie that is from!)

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What can a divorced woman in her forties expect if she stays in the WT?

by dgp in

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people, another question from me.

i thank everyone in advance for their posts.. i know this is a difficult question, and perhaps one no one can answer.

but, let me post it anyways.

mkr32208

If you hot you might get picked up, otherwise you will soon be a woman in your 50's alone, then 60's then 70's etc...

Of course you might get a bit of that cougar action on the side for a few years! Hard to say...

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If Jehovah uses only the Witnesses in his preaching work,why don't they have a real message?

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

jonah 3jonah goes to nineveh 1 then the word of the lord came to jonah a second time: 2"go to the great city of nineveh and proclaim to it the message i give you.

" 3 jonah obeyed the word of the lord and went to nineveh.

now nineveh was a very important citya visit required three days.

mkr32208

You're right, they have no message. I've argued that with my mom more than once. Go up to the average person on the street and ask them "what do JWs believe?"

You'll get a lot of 'well no Christmas or birthdays' you might even get some 'well they don't believe in jesus...' You will never find someone who says 'they believe that soon Jesus will return in kingly power to rule for 1000 years on a paradise earth with the 144k and then the final judgement will be at hand and those that do good will live forever in paradise under jehovah god...' Hell you won't get that from most JWs!!!

So what is the big dog gonna JUDGE people on? The fact that they turned someone away from there door because they thought that they weren't even christian? It's soooooooo stupid!

I mean the last time the witnesses came to my door the kid (older kid too) tried to sell me an awake about squirrels or some shit! So the big J is going to kill me at armageddon cause I didn't want to buy a magazine about squirrels? STOOOOOOPID!

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African continent is falling apart... Why does Jehovah lets this happen?

by Albert Einstein in

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ok, i understand jehovah doesnt get involved in an "grand issue" reagrding human goverments, but why does he let africa fall apart?

is not the earth perfect?.

how could jw explain this?.

mkr32208

Cause got hates ni**ers! I know that cause the watchtower said if you study the bible hard enough you'll turn white!

On another note that is SO COOL! It's stuff like that that makes me wish I COULD live forever just to watch things change over time. Of course it's not quite as cool as if the crack ran right under the sahara desert and bisected the continent that way but hey it's STILL pretty cool!

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An atheist and a creationist are walking along a riverbank . . . .

by nicolaou in

the course of this river has obviously been designed, it's avoiding every single tree on the riverbank!.

creationist: are you trying to tell me that all those plants know where the riverbank is?.

atheist: no one designed the river!