Topics Started by alfie
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Drinking Again
by alfie inan irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
the bartender finally said that the bar is closing.
so the irishman stood up to leave
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What RU thinking about?
by alfie in>the functioning of which is.
>enjoyed by members of both sexes.. >is usually found hung, dangling ready.
>loosley for instant action.
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Just joking officer
by alfie ini went to the store the other day, and i was in there for only about 5 > > minutes.
when i came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking > > ticket.
> > so i went up to him and said, "come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a > > break?
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Is this a stretch?
by alfie ini was thinking today about the warnings th wbts gives publishers about not buying used articles especially from people or stores run by religious organizations.
their concern that any item purchased may be demonized made me wonder if the reverse could be true.
if a loyal witness happened to have, say a garage sale, or they donated something to a thrift store, or some similar situation, i was wondering if the purchaser of that same article might have their mind and/or heart opened, and accept a jw bible study, or maybe just have their life affected for the better.
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
by alfie infresh from her shower, a woman stands in front.
of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts.
are too small.
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yet another blonde joke
by alfie ina blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake.
he finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
after sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
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How DO you do it?
by alfie inthis is not a question to get too personal, but how do so many of you find the time to post so much?
i have trouble finding time to read a few posts, let alone respond to or begin as many as so many of you folks do.
alfie
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Movin' on up
by alfie inwell, wel, well.i've reached my first 100th post.
so tell me; how many more do i have to contribute to make jedi?
then it's onwards and upwards to emporer, then...then.......god!!!!!!!.
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On an elevator
by alfie inmike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this.
great big huge guy standing next to him.. .
the big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks.