What RU thinking about?

alfie

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
>THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
>ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
>IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
>LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF
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>A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE
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>END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
>IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS
>WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
>SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
>FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
>IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
>AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
>SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
>ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
>ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
>RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
>SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
>WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN
>FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND
>A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY
>SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
>NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER
>SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
>SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
>SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
>AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
>LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
>IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY
>HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
>YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
>HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
>BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE
>TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
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>AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
>GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO
>THE RIDDLE IS
>NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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>TOOTHBRUSH.........
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>What were you
>thinking?
>You PERVERT!