An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave
fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe
that will sober him up. Once outside,he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he
arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed
he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound
asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his
wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out
he said, "What makes you say that?" "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
Drinking Again
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