Topics Started by alfie
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Blonde Man Joke
by alfie inthe sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
as he is locking him up, he asks "why in the world are you dressed like this?
the cowboy says "well, it's like this sheriff... i was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so i did.
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Gotta have faith
by alfie inone sunday morning, grandma and grandpa were watching a tv evangelist.
during the program, the preacher announces to the viewers, that if they needed to be healed, simply place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the ailing part of their body.
grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right-hand on the tv set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder, that was causing her to have great pain.
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Another Groaner
by alfie indriving down a rural road in kansas with his pet donkey in the back of his pickup truck, a young man got a flat tire.
he got out of his truck, coaxed the donkey out of the bed of the pickup and had it stick its head under the bumper to lift the truck.
a passing farmer saw the event and stopped.
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Drinking Again
by alfie inan irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
the bartender finally said that the bar is closing.
so the irishman stood up to leave
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What RU thinking about?
by alfie in>the functioning of which is.
>enjoyed by members of both sexes.. >is usually found hung, dangling ready.
>loosley for instant action.
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Just joking officer
by alfie ini went to the store the other day, and i was in there for only about 5 > > minutes.
when i came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking > > ticket.
> > so i went up to him and said, "come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a > > break?
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Is this a stretch?
by alfie ini was thinking today about the warnings th wbts gives publishers about not buying used articles especially from people or stores run by religious organizations.
their concern that any item purchased may be demonized made me wonder if the reverse could be true.
if a loyal witness happened to have, say a garage sale, or they donated something to a thrift store, or some similar situation, i was wondering if the purchaser of that same article might have their mind and/or heart opened, and accept a jw bible study, or maybe just have their life affected for the better.
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
by alfie infresh from her shower, a woman stands in front.
of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts.
are too small.