Topics Started by alfie
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My apologies to all blondes
by alfie inthe blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!> there was a blonde woman who.
was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a. ransom.. she went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and.
wrote this note.
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Another Groaner
by alfie indriving down a rural road in kansas with his pet donkey in the back of his pickup truck, a young man got a flat tire.
he got out of his truck, coaxed the donkey out of the bed of the pickup and had it stick its head under the bumper to lift the truck.
a passing farmer saw the event and stopped.
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Drinking Again
by alfie inan irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
the bartender finally said that the bar is closing.
so the irishman stood up to leave
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
by alfie infresh from her shower, a woman stands in front.
of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts.
are too small.
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On an elevator
by alfie inmike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this.
great big huge guy standing next to him.. .
the big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks.
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The Hunters
by alfie intwo men were avid moose hunters.
every year they chartered a plane to take them to the canadian back >country.
this year hunting was especially good and in a few days they each bagged a moose.
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Hey mon,dis wun goood
by alfie in> >bet you'll read it twice > > > > > >a bus stops and two jamaican men get on.they sit down and engage in an > > >animated conversation.
> > > > > >the lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention > > is > > >galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: > > > > > >"emma come first.
den i come.
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Trained Lobsters
by alfie in> > > thought we could all use a chuckle!.
> > > in a small fishing village, a newfoundlander was walking up.
> > >the wharf carrying two - at least three pound live lobsters -.