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> > >
> > > Thought we could all use a chuckle!
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> > >
> > > In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up
> > >the wharf carrying two - at least three pound live lobsters -
> > > one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season closed!
> > > Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Fisheries
> > > Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters,
> > >says:
> > > Well me Laddie I got you this time - with two live lobsters -
> > >three weeks after the Season Closed!
> > >The Newfie says, No - My Son you are wrong! These are two
> > > trained Lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season
> > >ended.
> > >The Fisheries Officer says, " Trained Like How ?"
> > >Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down to the wharf
> and
> > >puts them in the water for a swim. While they
> > >swim I sits on the wharf and has me a smoke, or two. After about 15
> minutes
> > >I whistles and up comes me two Lobsters, and I takes them home!
> > > Likely story, the Fisheries Officer says! Lets take them on
> > >down the wharf and see if its true. So, the Newfie goes ahead of the
> > >Fisheries Officer to the end of the Wharf where, under
> > >supervision, he gently lowers both Lobsters into the Water. The Newfie
> sets
> > >on a Wharf Piling and lights up a smoke, then another!
> > >
> > >After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the Newfie -
> > >How about whistling? The Newfie says " What For?"
> > >The Fisheries Officer says, " To call in the Lobsters"
> > >The Newfie says, " What Lobsters ?
What's it all about?
alfie