THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!> There was a blonde woman who
was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain
brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M.
Signed, "The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown
bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag
was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one
blonde would do this to another!"