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  JWs Ban TRUE RELIGION!

  by Cold Steel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the governing body of jehovah's witnesses, known for its aggressive worldwide proselytizing efforts, stunned many of its 12-million members by declaring war this week on a los angeles denim and designer jeans organization that goes by the name “true religion.”.

  “as members of jehovah's one true religious faith we have no business of associating with any organization that claims to be jehovah's true religion!” a letter from the gb states.

  it was dated july 20.. in its opening salvo, the seven-member gb directed believers to not “shop at, buy, nor even wear” true religion's products.

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  Finkelstein.

  Don't be surprised if the Borg actually takes up your idea. You just might have intuitively or otherwise looked into the Jorg's future plans.
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  reps of the JW.0rg kiosk looking very Sea.0rg'ish

  by oppostate in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  amazing how cults end up looking so similar.

  have you ever wondered how budhist monks and catholic monks look and behave so similarly?

  or why mormons and jw religion have so many parallels?.

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  What's next?

  I get a sneaky feeling these moneygrabbers are going commercial soon. I mean the retail business like costumery, advertising, houskeeping, general merchandise etc.with brand names like " True Religion", as in COLD STEEL's satirical thread elsewhere.

  They need money. What better way to ensure the million odd dubs in the US and Canada spend all their money in future JW. Stores. And when the general public begin shopping _ well that's the icing on the bank account!
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  I've created a survey

  by pale.emperor in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hi guys.

  thanks for taking part in the previous poll i did about disfellowshipping.. i've created a survey here: https://goo.gl/atcm22.

  and the results will be published here: https://goo.gl/qzqzjd.

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  My score was a 0.
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  God bless the man who invented yoga pants

  by Chook in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  sitting with my son in shopping centre, a girl walks past and then he said the above statement.

  i thought it he said it.

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  ...I thought it...

  AMEN!
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  Where is the proof?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we all know that the governing body claim to be "god's representatives" and the "faithful and discreet slave" that dispenses spiritual food..... but where is the proof?.

  according to the bible (if we just for a moment take it as a reliable source), all of god's representatives in the past furnished proof of their appointment - not just self referential claims or statements.. for instance, moses and aaron performed miracles before pharaoh (such as the snake staffs.).

  other prophets performed signs and miracles such as making the sun stand still, healing sick people, making walls fall down, etc etc.... even jesus performed miracles as proof of his divine appointment!.

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  Their greatest miracle performed before the world stage is- MAKING THE ORGANIZATION DISAPPEAR IN RUSSIA!
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  Russell's Pyramidology Originated In Edinburgh Scotland

  by cofty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the edinburgh city observatory sits atop calton hill at the east end of the city centre adjacent to burn's monument, scotland's national monument modelled on the parthenon, and nelson's monument with the time ball that falls at 1pm every day except sundays.. .

  the second astronomer royal of edinburgh was charles piazzi smyth (jan. 1819 - feb. 1900).

  smyth was a man of many and varied interests including meteorology, producing weather observations that still form an important part of uk climate records to this day.. building on the work of james taylor, smyth became fascinated by the great pyramid of egypt at giza.

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  WHAT SPARKY1 AND BERRYGERRY SAID!
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  Oct 2017 W/T on love.

  by WHATSGOINGON in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the october 2017 wt study article (simplified).

  let us consider some examples of fake love.

  when satan talked to eve in the garden of eden, what he said made it seem that he wanted the best for her.

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  So using their intuitive and inspired rationalization read _"beamed down knowledge to the GB" on this matter there must have been a heck of a lot of sinners with hidden bones in secret cupboards since congs are shutting down faster than the GB can take a piss!
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  Speaking for God: The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Tahoe in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  very well put together!.

  https://youtu.be/yyxg8klhtve.

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  Listening to these bastards is akin to letting the wolf into the fold. Effing insidious SOBs.

  Condescending charlatans speaking to 5 year olds.
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  Caption Comp 

  by Tallon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  well now; filming on the set of 'planet of the apes' was a blast.

  being the 'muscle' in general aldo's militia was a great opportunity for kicking some serious butt.

  i'm looking forward to having another crack at it.. .

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  I'd love to give you guys a sermon on the mount but...my females have deserted me!!!
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  Evolutionist on their deathbed.

  by Nimble duck in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i would really like to read the thoughts of an evolutionist as they lie on their deathbed.

  their "honest to nogod" thoughts.

  their terrors.

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  Now fimble suck he was smart

  He thought like chain lightening

  and had a mind like a dart

  His I.Q quite frightening

  He once posed a question

  Had atheists all stumped

  Their minds all aflutter

  And hearts totally slumped

  For the q was great

  Full of pith and moment that rate

  Among the top qs asked

  from when time began till date

  He was educated and had

  A pitch perfect degree

  'N GPA of 6, from Hobo U'versity!

  He'd discovered there was a god

  And invented a heaven to boot

  So when yu cash in your chips

  Yu hasten there toot!toot!

  JW land, now, was totally agog

  At this genius in their midst

  The space traveller Pillius Pogg

  Imediately they petitioned

  Warwicks seven clowns sans a fee

  To award Dimball duck

  An effing PH.d.

  Now Doc.duck with his question

  Comes to this forum cock sure

  He gonna stump all the atheists

  And make believers of all here.

  And further to boot

  he jibes as he taunts

  "Squirm squirm all yu atheists

  Yu got no answer to flaunt!"

  Now McDuck yu dumb ass

  Yu total McF**k

  Your question's as asanine

  As your logic's unstuck

  Now warwick may consider yu

  A rocket scientist of renown

  Since yu've travelled to hobotown

  And returned safe and sound

  But here you've trampled

  On new horizons obscure

  That your slick IQ of six

  Will never comprehend for sure

  So leave atheism to the atheists

  And take that intelligence aged three

  To a kingdom hall near yu

  And spout your theory for free!

  For believe me the JW's

  Will lap up your spiel

  And consider yu annointed

  And crown yu Jah's zeal

  Might even annoint yu

  As Jesus their king

  And shower yu with money

  Ah the sound of " Cha Ching!!"

  But for fcuk sake get lost

  And take your fantasy with you

  The Jw's will lap it up

  I ain't shittin yu!