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Did yu say yu were a bit tipsy !! Welcome. You could tipple all yu want in my world. We apostates love a drop now again. And love to get the drop on the GB again and again. Keep up the fade and the tipple. You are in good company lassy!!!
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Hello everyone
by Lancashirelass ini just wanted to add my name to the many number of people who have awakened from the cult.
i have been lurking for probably 2 years now.
and i'm quite certain there are many more lurking and reading just like me.. i have to be honest and say that i most likely will not be contributing much to the discussion board.
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Pornography Question
by IMHO inwhy is it ok to look at naked pictures/videos of your wife/husband but porn if you look at another man/woman naked?.
if you happen to divorce your spouse is it then pornography if you look at naked/sex videos/pictures of them?.
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Hairtrigger
Nope . It's exography. Nothing to do with porn. I'm assuming they don't turn yu on no more so you have "deadened" your member to the view. Isn't that what ole boy Paul said Hoboites are supposed to do!! GB should annoint you for it.
That road ain't got no more curves or humps left to juice your motor on. Can't be no more "over see her " , on that circuit.
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Forget about him on this thread, let's talk about something else!
by Iamallcool ini am no fan of donald trump at all.
i am getting tired of seeing trump topics here on jwn.
i was hoping that hillary clinton would be elected so i can forget about donald trump once and for all.
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Hairtrigger
Nothing worse than cutting it after yuve had some that just walked!
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So.....Blended VS Single Malt
by ctrwtf injust wondering.
for you scotch lovers, i've been partial to singles for a long time, but was recently given a bottle of johnnie walker green.
i think i've fallen in love.
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Hairtrigger
..." IT'S TAKEN ME TWENTY MINUTES TO TYPE THIS..."
We'll take your word for it...
About the scotch I mean!!!
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Xenophobia v Shrimpophobia
by snugglebunny innothing as amusing as a bit of heated xenophobia.
a case in point:.
xenophobe: "i hate america and i hate all americans!".
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Hairtrigger
Molly was a lass a bigoted morass
And never a lover of shrimp
She never was clever or made an endeavour
Her thinking was a bit of a blimp.
Could never find a reason during any season
To figure out her deep dislike
Although never had tasted broiled or basted
Our poor crustacean on a fork or spike
Her dislike extended to usa unbended
Americans she hated with might
But couldn't find a reason for her ire unseasoned
But sincerely felt she was right!
Now Molly oh Molly you were a foul folly
From the moment you were but born
Right from the soft womb to the dark tunneled tomb
Your wisdom is a thorn trail of scorn
Now people like you are plentiful too
Eight million and counting till day
Prejudiced and proud bigoted and loud
Preach their filth on the unwary and pray
To their Jewish desert god address him Lord
Jew Hobo they' call him the clods
When yu question their creed for lack of evidence indeed
They've no answer the dumbfounded sods
So Molly I think you need a stiff drink
And a roll in the hay with a Yankee
Or a stud from Iowa an apache or Kiowa
They'll show ya a good time and thank Ye
Once yu've slid down the totem and tickled by the scrotem
Remember its made in the US of A
Your prejudices will.vanish and bigotry banished
A kindly prawn will have shown yu the way!!
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Imperfect Spiritual Food
by berrygerry inthe feb 2017 wt is being reviewed here because of the "neither inspired nor infallible" potential of the gb.. https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/6237447308443648/major-doctrinal-changes-must-on-way.
this indeed has been stated in the past.. an equally interesting phrase in that paragraph is: "of course, jesus did not tell us that his faithful slave would produce perfect spiritual food.".
again, wt is using the "jesus never said" line.. what would make more sense is: "jesus never said that the food would be imperfect or harmless.".
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Spiritual food is provided by Jesus through his appointed "faithful"slave.
Food not perfect being produced by "faithful" slave.
Under direct supervision by jesus.
All slaves "anointed", by Jesus.
All anointed ones in the 1st century produced perfect food. According to Bible adherents.
What is the problem now?
Must be all the pollution in the air that's causing the climate change. And the hormones and antibiotics. And the droughts and earthquakes ...and the apostates. AND
The devil is bedeviling their printing press and playing hob with the details. And intercepting the satellite messaging from jesus to the boneheads in upstate new york.
You see Satan rules the earth and is so powerful he can enter the brains of the brothers...the apostates are prime examples...and it's only the Hobo's protection that has kept brothers safe. If he can do that to jesus' messages imagine what he could do to us if Hobo god didn't kep us under his protection!!!
The Hoboites have more air in their heads than the earth's atmosphere.
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Argument for JDubs or any Fundi's
by Socrateswannabe injehovah's witnesses believe:.
1. man was created in 4026 bce.
2. a global flood occurred in 2370 bce.
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Hairtrigger
Did these Hoboites pick those dates from inside their noses or were they using astrological/ rear end wind chime prognostication/ Backward mathematical Adamic birth asswind calender/ pulling numbers out of anointed cheesebuns/ or just plain Lilliputian chronology?
Closed minds are opaque time bombs. Hoboites have minds shut tighter than a histerectomized womb. And twice as vacuous.
No offense meant to the fairer gender. Just a random.analogy. Apologies if I offend anyone.
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i really hate all these "what if" posts
by nowwhat? inall these hypothetical questions about the organization's demise or what if god did this or that don't do anyone any good.
personal experiences.
info and insight about your congregation, circuit, area and the watchtower itself is what we need.
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Hairtrigger
"What if", is iffy
Some on hearing it
Get quite stiffy
Others ignore it
and pass it in a jiffy
Still others are annoyed
And get off Lippy
A few grab their hair
And get all rippy
Some somersault
And go all flippy
I tell ya
n I'm not being iffy
If yu come across "what if", again
Close your eyes
Zippy
Shout "I've closed ya out"
Yippee!
"You're out in the cold now
Hope ya freeze to death"
P.S: Yu know yu are talking to words now? Go see a shrink! You've just gone
DIPPY!!!!!
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Was it Adam who altered his own DNA so that sicknesses & consequent death would be passed on to his offspring?
by deegee inthe blame for mankind's sicknesses/diseases and consequent death has been placed squarely on the shoulders of adam:.
romans 5:12, 17 - 19:"therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned—for if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man.......consequently, just as one trespass resulted in condemnation for all people........for just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners........".
1 corinthians 15: 21, 22:"for since death came through a man........... for as in adam all die.......".
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Naaa! It was the fruit tree.
It was the kn ow ledge of good and bad fruit. If you ate the fruit it changed your DNA to become receptive to diseases. And the diseases already in your DNA gotten fron neanderthals and aliens having sex with humans_ well thems were already locked up by the key. The key was not eating the fruit but looking at the tree regularly and talking with the serpent about how good the jew Hobo was. The serpent wasn't a fallen angel yet. Remember.
That's why Adam and his chick were kicked outta the garden so they couldn't look at the tree and revert their DNA to the non disease state.
Latest from the seven anointed dwarfs of the jew hobos organization on the planet.
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The increasing WT magazine
by darkspilver inapart from the interesting block color change for the title strip on the front page.... the new 2017 wt mag has some new (updated printing figures):.
2016: produced each issue: 58,987,000 available in 282 languages .
2017: produced each issue: 61,651,000 available in 294 languages.
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That's 51 mill. In 2016 and 53.5 mill in 2017. Wasted paper gotten at discounted rates I'm sure.
Environmentalists should sue these bastards for destroying our forests and voiding all that forestcover. Unproductive members of society, who cotribute zilch towards protecting our environment or human welfare , but claim their Hobo god is gonna destroy all destroying the earth. Effing hypocrites.