Posts by Hairtrigger

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Petr Muzny: A Law Professor Explains His Faith

by konceptual99 in

this is absolutely feckin' priceless.. https://www.jw.org/en/publications/videos/viewpoints-origin-of-life/petr-muzny-law-professor/.

in yet another appeal to authority, jw.org has trotted out a professional to vouch for creation.

this guy is a law professor.

Hairtrigger

Well . Well.Well.. Profesional liars with a religious bias refuting science based evidence on the formation of the universe and all life. If his arguments could pass muster in a court of law, he could be appointed Attorney General and head the 144000 shitheads that will be sitting in judgement over better men during the Jew's hypothetical Hobo god's final indictment of the rest of humans.!!!

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Potential Muslim convert

by StopTheTears in

jw
friends

about a month ago, i purchased arabic/english gospels of john that contain a commentary for muslims.. .

i went to one of my neighbors and spoke to him and gave him one.

fast forward to today, my brakes need done so i took my car to the shop, walking back into my street i saw my friend abdullah outside.. .

Hairtrigger

My bet is on him showing you how it became necessary for god to send his lastand greatest prophet mohammed to give mankind the true faith over the christian scriptures that was corrupted by apostates in the 6th century.He will cite the bible where it says " I will send you a helper..." and try telling you that was mad Mohammed who was being spoken of. Good luck trying to preach to him.

Witnesses have a list of people who converted to this religion started by a psychotic pedophile.Heading the list is Michael jack and his sister Janet. Make sure yu don't fall into their trap too.

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If Jehovah is our 'father', he would want humankind to independently govern itself

by fukitol in

all parents want their children to grow up, mature, and become happily independent.

no normal father or parent would ever want to govern and rule over their children forever.. so if jehovah exists and he is a heavenly 'father' to his human progeny, and if we truly are in his image as his children, then humankind was always destined to govern itself.

if you believe in the biblical narrative, jehovah always intended to let go of his human children and let us rule ourselves when we were ready.

Hairtrigger

Although I have no interest or belief in Jewish mythology, i'd have liked you as one of the biblical writers. Would have made total sense if I believed in the Hobo or any other god! But kudos for your original thinking. Never heard this version before.

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Refusing blood transfusion: A free choice?

by StephaneLaliberte in

i wrote the following in relation to the mother in quebec who died for refusing a blood transfusion.

enjoy.

i personally grew up within the jehovah's witnesses and was a member in good standing until 2013 (aged 35), date at which i became inactive.

Hairtrigger

The "Superior alternative" to transfusion advocated by the HLC, is tantamount to murder. They helped a patient kill herself. I change that to assisted in and advocated a form of suicide to a human not of sound health at that moment in which she was coerced and jockeyed into a decision that caused her death. They should be charged with first degree murder. I am inclined to think " abuse" is way too mild a term in these circumstances.

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The Hypocrisy Of A Judical Committee

by pale.emperor in

i posted the elders training school video of how to conduct a judicial committee on my youtube channel last night.

it got me thinking of the hypocrisy of the whole thing.

and also how in their own publications they ridiculed the pharisees for the way they dealt with jesus... which is the very same manner they use on the flock.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzmgjjpafk.

Hairtrigger

Pale.

JW's are just that. A comedy hotline!

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The Hypocrisy Of A Judical Committee

by pale.emperor in

i posted the elders training school video of how to conduct a judicial committee on my youtube channel last night.

it got me thinking of the hypocrisy of the whole thing.

and also how in their own publications they ridiculed the pharisees for the way they dealt with jesus... which is the very same manner they use on the flock.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzmgjjpafk.

Hairtrigger

."....but I ended up being pulled along to the slaughter..." Is this deuschbag for real??? For crying out loud he got the phlegm off his chest not bobbited!!! And then he is in tears because the bun's rising! What did he expect when not using protection? Two drinks bought him a fishing line but now that he's caught a minnow, he's yelling"seduced"! Hmmn I got in my screw and now I wants to bolt! Tut tut Robbie. This ain't a hobby. Man up! Man up!

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Is it the original anointed person or their clone who will be in heaven?

by deegee in

the wt teaches that there's no part of a human being that survives the death of the body.

if the anointed do not have an immortal soul/ some immaterial part of them that survives death, then whoever will be in heaven won't be the original anointed person but their clone since once a person dies, according to wt theology, they cease to exist; so god will have to create a spirit body from nothing for that person and that created body by definition will therefore not be the original person but their clone.. so it will be a person's clone that will get to live forever in heaven and rule with christ, and not the original person.............one can now see why other religions teach the doctrine of the immortality of the soul..

Hairtrigger

According to these jokers one becomes a part of JewHobo's memory. After yu are dead ofcourse.Does that mean all humans are a part of The big Jew's mind which he is sytamatically destroying bit by single bit- since most humans will be destroyed if not in death then in Arm- a -geddon. The Hobo is a self destructive God existing in a mindless state. Like his followers here on the planet! Not surprising!

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What is the purpose of life?

by slimboyfat in

while reading the magazines the other day it occurred to me that jws never really had a very good answer to that question.

because it was aimed at young people and it said something along the lines, "if you believe in god you have a purpose, but if you don't believe in god your life has no purpose or meaning".

i think that is a faulty analysis of the situation.

Hairtrigger

Crucify the 7 leaders of the cult .stick burning pine needles into them while they writhe on the stauros while eliciting a confession from them that they are:

1. Not anointed

2. Not qualified to interpret the bible

3. Charlatans out for a good life and luxury at the expense of honest folks who gave up their lives and are breaking their backs to keep these scumbags living in style, while they laugh up their sleeves at confounding 8+ million suckers

4. In no way honest, decent ,truthful or humane.

5 have made up all the crap that today masquerades as the JW religion.

6. Their greed for money and power makes them the top criminals - who never get caught- for the last 150 years.

Song 151 ( Original Lyrics)

by Hairtrigger in

( original lyrics) song 151.. .

jew hobo roamed wild, sowing random his seed.

a careless drop there, and here without heed.

Hairtrigger

( Original lyrics) Song 151.

Jew Hobo roamed wild, sowing random his seed

A careless drop there, and here without heed

Merry carousing, and boning and copulating did he

With carefree abandon he polly-mated wopeee!

Now his drops scattered hither and whither anon

Those bellies swelled larger and bastards were born

A thousand popped here and a few hundred there

Till a hundred and 44 thou. roamed everywhere

Now this birthing was staggered, over time and the globe

Who exactly they were is quite a subject to probe

But now 15000, and a few random rags more

Lay claim to this honor. like never before

Born out of wedlock, they’re shamelessly cad

About knowing their mothers; but f*** knows who’s dad.

Declare themselves anointed con suckers with glee

Dull them with a cult code, assure prompt assembly

The whole rank and file now, show’em kissass respect

Make them feel holy, be born though imperfect

They claim now all anointed, have a heavenly hope

To rule with ….sweet Jesus ! Christ on a tightrope!

But the most wily among them, had an idea profound

Knew well their power, if the rest were put down

Eight of them, together, formed a closed circuit ring

Said they were the slave class, of their master the KING

The rest of the anointed, were told “go suck on eggs

We’re a big boy’s club here, now please don’t y’all beg

We cant have yu all here, you’ll don’t have the knack

If u don’t like this change now, yu can piss up your back.”

The rest of the anointed, shoved off with tails tucked

Some cussed, others ranted, all said “we’re F*****!”

After this crass act , the eight got more dowdy

Gave themselves dress suits, and neckwear quite gaudy

Began making appearances, annually on big screens

Their pronouncements get weirder, straight shit from latrines

Through strange twisting of scriptures, the meaning slip- shoddy

Announced to the great crowd “ We’re your..ahem.. Governing Body

“And anybody that objects to what we prophesy

We’ll disfellowship and shun far, wide and nigh”

Gave themselves titles with add-ons each time

Bait and switch doctrines that can turn on a dime

Fly business and first class whenever they roam

Tell the congos. “ donate, y’re house, hearth and home

Call themselves the slave Class, and wear signet rings

And Rolex watches to decipher great mysteries bada-bing

Assumed halos they wear, around each narcisstic head

It’s actually illuminating, their wide ass***** instead

Presumed mysteries of the bible, only can they unravel

What comes out is pure, batshit crazy con babble

With infinite wisdom, one of them felt and decreed

Tight pants was gays’, demonic weapon indeed

To ensnare all the young men, in JW land

And bugger them silly, till they can no longer stand

Most JW’s nodded, their heads and concurred

At this supreme utterance, from Tony the Turd

Geoff. Jackson the bald headed Aussie. lying shit

Lied glibly to the RAC, while posing holy, the twit

Took his vow to tell the truth, on JW’s silver sword

Prevaricated, vacillated, uttering rarely a true word

The kicker came when asked, “is the GB gods only true chanel

“ There may be others “, was the answer, in a tone that was banal

Now friends why I mention this is because in a JW JC

The poor sap on the dock, is asked the same q. slyly

And woe if he answers, like Geoff. the dipshit

He’ll be slung out on his ass; … the verdict, ” DISFELLOSHIP” to wit

Shunned by his family, friends and the rest

By all of the JW’s ,this is serious… no jest.

Now child abuse abounds widely, in the JW club

Shag children, hump freely the pedo. eldubs

Child molesters run rampant, the list is quite long

Of pedophiles names, that to this religion do throng

Protected they are, by these eight bastards on top

“ Don’t report to authorities, we’ll get them to stop

Wait on the Jew hobo “, is the mantra they spout

“ We’re being guided by holy spirit “, they solemnly tout

Now I wonder from where, they pull this “holy spiritistic” farce

I’ll give you five to a dollar, it’s from deep up their arse

But enough, I digress, from my original tale

Only wish to inform, without boring detail

So Jew Hobo is aware, of what his offspring are doing

Is happy with the current crap, his dear sons are spewing

Since all the 8 million, of the JW’s great crowd

Are growing impatient with the mysteries that shroud

The crazy beliefs; spouted by the heaven bound eight

They desire an unraveling, from Jew Hobo’s mouth straight

So their desert god decided, to pay heed to their call

Said “ I’m revealing a great truth , to young old and all

I’m announcing in song ‘a revealing of sons’

Though for you it’s a great joy, sure, but for me its not fun

I’ve fornicated and caroused being a “mistah lova lova”

For I can do what I want, as I’m yr only god Jew hoba

Now the GB and the rest of the anointed in fact

Are the fruit of my sperm,..thats accurately exact

They are my true sons, yes, out of wedlock I agree

Doesn’t matter. My offspring are anointed by me.”

Now friends My story, is almost completely all done

“ A revelation of sons” from song 151.

But wait don’t go yet, I’ve my own truth to unfold

I’m of the anointed too, if I might venture t’ be bold.

Now I know whats “anointed”. Honest, I aint shittin you

For lately I’ve been feeling an anointing of me too

I can’t tell definitively, if the feeling’s the same

Felt by the holyshit anointed of the JW’s fame

But after I take a dump, followed, by a fresh shower

With shampoos and oils, that smell of fresh flowers

Then sit down to contemplate how I left this fuc**** org.

The GB. the Eldubs …. the whole 9 yards in the Borg

I’m never depressed, never bothered, never lost or disapointed

I tell ya friends I feel groovy, ‘n euphoric ‘n damn definitely Anointed!!!

Now if yu feel lonely, or lost or a little blue

For having left the Borg and its whole 9 yards too

Take a shower and a dump, and a moment to think

Yu’ll feel like I do . ANOINTED in a wink!!

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Share Your Favorite Shakespeare

by compound complex in

jw
friends

give me my romeo; and, when he shall die,take him and cut him out in little stars,and he will make the face of heaven so finethat all the world will be in love with nightand pay no worship to the garish sun.. -- romeo and juliet 3 ii.

Hairtrigger

Julius Caesar act 4 scene 2